B.Ling talked to me

hair lined crack

2010-02-08T09:14:00.001-08:00

I bought a new lens a while back, 10mm and it is nice to make things look good.

Isn't this so totally cool?

btw, for all you chics that zooom the pic up to 400% that really IS a crack in the concrete

I can't believe that, I posted it to modelmayhem and got 5th place in pic-of-the day
and started getting email from women telling me that was a hair. Like I mean seriously, even
if it really was a hair, how would I do a quality control check? I am going to go to the model
tell her to hold my glasses so I can see better and then inspect carefully from 2 inches away?

Life would be grand if I could get away with that but I still have all my teath and so that
is proof I have never done that kind of a intimate inspection

no seriously, it is really a crack in the ... whatever, and when you zooom the other hair is also a defect in the bathtub

pantyose as art, 我爱你褲襪

2009-11-05T22:21:00.000-08:00

I did photos of art like elmo batters, where he says from the tip of the toes to the top of the hose.
he better than me but please to enjoy anyways.
as usual, click to make bigger, the third one is real big. nice butt too

michael-foto.deviantart.com

2009-10-09T02:17:00.000-07:00

michael-foto.deviantart.com I post a pic of the mess I got in to on deviantart site. I don't post here as it is NSFW not-safe-for-work. Did the pants stay on? Did she turn around? Wait and see...

time time time, it slips bai so easily

2009-10-06T05:23:00.000-07:00

as usual, click on image to make bigger
We went here, we got here late, it is very hard to take the picture from thru the front door, the canon point-and-shoot can not take the picture at all. And I had to use curves in gimp.org tool to make the picture look better with the curves tool.

I also add new dessert photo to the left. There was chaperone. Enough said, huh...

I feel spoken too so I post blog

2009-09-29T22:08:00.000-07:00

as usual, click on pic to make bigger

It was a quiet week and a quiet weekend, so we go to party but nobody there, so we visit and go home. I get to pick the balls on the table, and they do not know how to play so that is why the pic is the way the pic is, but they know how to play, so the mind is not on the balls, so it is a cute picture and the guy maybe he do not play the piano? I am not sure, it is hard to tell.

So this is another hint, but is it really? I dream of where I want to be, it could be anywhere. But only with you, the woman on the other side of the door that is not here yet, but maybe here in spirit, 8 times.

Post Production

2009-09-12T03:01:00.000-07:00

ok, so we manage to finagle our way in to the party the day after this photoshoot so we were here and they get this really famous guy to do some hair but I do not want to flash the light in his face so I take a picture of his car, and it look like this. you can dial his name website up and it is "iii" on the end of the name. His tires got more rubber on them than my tires and he has two gas caps too and I only have one. and my car is a piece of junk and his car looks cool!!!

click on pics and they get bigger

so anyway, he works and does his thing and so I look in the canyon and they have visitors down there so I take a picture of them. you can look at the exif data, for my camera the multiplier is about 1.5 so one picture is about 400mm effective and the other one is about 450mm, the darker one. it is darker since it is so dark at dusk when these visitors come out that I can not see so good. the exif data says 800 asa or iso and f6.7 at 1/45 seconds and I did not use a tripod. Try that with your camera without a VR lens!!! It is a real long way down to those deer.
click on pics and they get bigger

Well anyway, they also put in a new Medicine Buddha but they don't have the wooden bowl yet so there is a flower there, hibiscus I think it is. It is a big statute and it take 8 people to carry it there down 50 stairs and it way maybe 900 lbs. I did not try to lift it. The guy put it there so people can get married there in front of it, I think. I don't really know much about this getting married stuff since I have not tried it before so I do not know. Can you guess where the picture is taken from???
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fountain with water

2009-09-11T22:09:00.000-07:00

I went and took some pictures, it was after "the party", i had got my room cheap and since I dragged my butt in so late in the morning I got the extra day for nothing so I went and took some pictures at this house. Look at the chair to see the scale of the fountain this guy has in his backyard by his pool. It is on mulholland drive or way or court or blvd or whatever about half way up to the top. It is a big fountain.
click on it to make the pic bigger

cheeseburgers in paradise

2009-08-22T12:55:00.000-07:00

I went somewhere. The gal told me to go outside and take a walk while she meet some guy. No point me meeting him if it does not work out. So I go outside and take a pic. Here's the pic. Click on it and it gets bigger. The flowers are pretty. But I was on the other side of the street so I did not see them until I look at the picture on the computer.

Then I notice something, They don't have McDonald's here. I take picture of the sign to show you. and I also show you my cheatsheet to show how I made the letters better, since there was some glare on the sign. I use the gimp.org "graphical image manipulation program" curves tool to do that.

So I went across street to this place and they have nice bar downstairs in front. Notice, I had to wait for red lights so I could stand where you get both sides of the building in the picture. It is a famous hotel. The locals call it Beverley Wilshire.

They have burgers. I nursed this one a long time and I have glass of water too, in case someone wants me to pay, I wanted to limit my damages. It looks like a really expensive place. But the other guy pay since he is real interested in my friend with the long hair and the pretty smile. I have her picture too, but I have to edit it first.
Now this is an interesting plate, and you can see when you click on it and make it bigger. Notice, the front two sides of the plate are upside down, but the back two sides of the plate are right side up. Actually, the conversation was not boring at all even though we sit there for five hours. It is in fact, merely an interesting plate.

My birthday suit picture 4 U

2009-07-01T09:36:00.000-07:00

This is a picture of my birthday present. I have birthday saturday and so she wear birthday suit for me. I did not have poka dot bikini so I have my regular tie from work and so that is good enough. This is a pretty neat suit because the top keep slipping off.

as usual, click on the photo to make it bigger

I been going to this dating site

2009-05-29T22:51:00.001-07:00

Ok, so I been going here and check out the pretty women, I have over 6oo I have marked favortie and i see this button and you push it and it says that it will tell you which women think you are hot!!!

How cool is that!!

But when I push it I get a pop-up that says "get fuckin real, our data base ain't that big" No really! Look at it!! It says there is 66,000 on line right now, zero hits for ANY of those and who KNOWS how big their data base is!! And they don't ALL block me, just the ones I write to!

as usual, click on it to make it bigger.

ok, which one got "shopped"??

2009-05-13T19:40:00.000-07:00

(click on them to make them bigger)
I did barbeque chicken so I had to take a picture. One of these got gimp.org with curves applied just a touch, moved the top end in a little and then barely some "S" shape to tasty it up some. Both got resized with futurix with .02 smoothing and 90% compression to the size you see here. Both came from the same camera-jpg image. The flash was a bounce off a little piece of plastic, forgot what brand, with the flash set to 60 degree off straight-ahead, ie, mostly up and so the piece of plastic bounce the light straight down on the food. Spices is southwest chipotle seasoning and ground pepper with water and honey splashed on now and then to take care of flare ups on the grill, which started at 200 degrees F and went to 400 degrees F with the lid closed. The chicken was laying on a Home Depot brand cookie sheet, stainless steel with holes in it, to keep it all acting like a broiler oven. Yum Yum (hint, the plate is more gray in the original)

I got loved by Pamela Payge today !!!

2009-05-13T12:50:00.000-07:00

I got this cd today: PAMELA PAYGE: Love and Hate

Here is what they say on the receipt page:

Your CD has been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.

A team of 50 employees inspected your CD and polished it to make sure it was in the best possible condition before mailing.>

Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over the crowd as he put your CD into the finest gold-lined box that money can buy.

We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of Portland waved "Bon Voyage!" to your package, on its way to you, in our private CD Baby jet on this day, Wednesday, May 13th.

I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at CD Baby. We sure did. Your picture is on our wall as "Customer of the Year." We're all exhausted but can't wait for you to come back to CDBABY.COM!!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Sigh...

--
CD Baby
the little store with the best new independent music
cdbaby.com (503)595-3000

this really bugs me

2009-05-12T21:20:00.000-07:00

I went for a ride way up high in the air where the air is clear. I stopped and talked to a guy. Mostly cuz there were not hardly any people there but he was stopped and he had the same brand bike as me. Except different color. He was planning to travel the length of south america and was gonna get a new bike, bmw or ktm I think he wanted. they cost 2x or 3x what mine cost, maybe more.

Anyway, there was a cloud of critters in the air. everywhere so I took a couple pics of them with my point-and-shoot and post them here so you can see what kind of bugs fly way up high in the air. They probably did not think they were way up high in the air because they were near the ground. But they were. maybe 5ooo feet or so.
as usual, click on the pics and they get bigger.

Bai Ling Makes Waves

2009-05-06T08:53:00.000-07:00

Rally for Kids Scavenger Hunt is the event and this is Bai Ling being basically, Bai Ling. It is a frame grab from a u-tube and then past it in to a gimp.org photo.

Ms Ling ask what kind and color car she was in. I think it was this kind and this color here in this picture.

as usual, click on the picture to make it bigger.

I looked for a balloon today

2009-04-26T19:43:00.000-07:00

I went and look for balloon today but it is too windy. So I keep going north and stop for gas at San Clemente cuz it is 50 miles from home and it looks like a good place to stop and then I go another 10 miles or so and go to San Juan Capistrano but I don't go to the beach I go in land and instead, I take the 74, the Ortega Highway which they have re-built so the windy twisty turns parts look like a Europe road where they do not seem to know how to make straight and narrow mountain roads. So they look like Ortega Highway.

I was going to go there and have apple pie cuz they got good apple pie at the restaurant but I slow down and go in the parking lot area and I notice that there is way too much wind. And that is why there are not all those bikers at the biker bar a couple miles back. They have a nice view, but before I look at it I get me a cup of coffee. They have bottomless cups but I only have one cup and then after the food, I have one refill.

I have chili because I am chili. See, I wanted to go here so I can practice to take the picture of the good food for the tv show and I suppose I should call that gal up and tell her I am getting better, maybe tomorrow, huh?

Now, if you look at my bike, first of all, you can not see my indecent license plate because I stood so the sun shine on it but then also, look at the shadow beside the bike. I put my helmet on the seat and then I turn around and take two picture of the Roadhouse sign and the building establishment and turn and my helmet is on the ground on the right side of the shadow about 4 feet or 5 feet away from the motorbike.

So then I pick up my helmet from the ground and I am standing on the other side of the bike and I put my heavy leather gloves on the seat while I put the helmet on, and the wind make the gloves hit the ground about 4 or 5 feet away from the bike except this time in the OTHER direction!!! Righteous wind! And it swirls a lot too. My bike has the slippery fairing and so I do not notice it when I am riding, but standing there like that, it would have been hard to stand on one leg, the wind would try to blow you over. That is why there were not so many bikes there today this afternoon. They are smarter than I am, huh?

The chili is good, the view is outstanding, the people are nice, and they won some kind f award because people vote them in on some contest on internet. I forgot what contest, but I voted last time I was there. A year ago. I will go there again for the pie next time.

After I go down the 5 curvy miles, oh I forgot one part, I look for something to say while I eat the chili and I think, that it would be funny to say that the road is so twisty and turny that they even have a 360 degree turn but that is stupid nonsense and I think 180, but that is a ordinary hairpin turn, so common so I think maybe 270 degrees turn is good and I giggle for being so silly. But then!!! A couple miles down the Lake Elsinore side of the hill is a road sign that shows a 270 degree turn!!! And it is such a turn too. The road drops so fast that when you get done with the turn you are facing the road above you and then you make a hard right and keep going. It is a very steep hill and that is a awesome turn.

And so then I go to the other side of the lake and head south past Pachango gambling dancing and flirting place (some chic told me women go there to pick up guys) and I go home past escondido and wild animal park and on to where I started from. I have gone basically in a big circle. Total round trip for this short ride is 155 miles back to my place.

Hey! Miss Produceress, Show-Host-Person! This is a nice picture of some food, huh???
As always, click on the pictures and they get bigger.

hot and black, no sugar, no cream
that is sun tea on the rail, they make it like that.

百靈的曲調， A song to live by

2009-03-25T06:59:00.000-07:00

All you guys that look at Bai's blog here:
ling-bai.blogspot.com/2009/03/look-how-crazy-hollywood-is.html
I have a picture to make her feel at home here by me. Same legs, same trim body, same junky studio, well, same junky studio anyway's and she probably looks way better naked, consult her movies for details.

So that was me when I signed up for the job as movie star. It is down the blog here somewhere and I mention why the sky is blue here compared to Hollywood. And so we are a better "on location" location compared to them. We just go outside and shoot, they have to drive somewhere.

So anyway, they call me up. I am supposed to fill up all the seats in a event stadium. They want to scan a camera across the seats and see them all full. I will merely move from seat to seat while they are on the other side of the arena, the event location, and they will film me each time I am sitting. But it is not too practical so they give me 10 or 12 dozen able body assistance and so we can move from section to section.

And for a few hours, we get up, move, sit down, wait a few seconds, get up, move, sit down, wait a few seconds and so on until we sit in every section.

But I don't have pictures because it is not my film. So I don't have camera with me. That was how it was like also, when I got to stand in the Mohave desert for two days and practice for this roll. On that one, I did nothing all day standing up. On this one I did nothing for a half a day, but it was sitting down, so it is almost the same. And that is the key to good learning. My acting skills are getting better because I did not try to over-extend my abilities too far and remained within the roll. Still, I have no pictures. So I post that other one up there.

Bai Ling Does Jeff and Jer Star 94.1

2009-03-21T09:48:00.000-07:00

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why in the world would anybody...

2009-03-15T22:54:00.000-07:00

btw, you people that were wondering, this is NOT the highly aticipated and much bally-hooed blog about the woman and the mirror vs the woman in the mirror.
I do that another time.
And no, I did not go to LA yet either.

So I was talking to another spam person, this one from myspace of someone that has turned up in africa, many of them do that you know.
This one is from umnnn I ferget the name of the town but they said Nigeria, home of the scams. well, I found this cute little counter and put it on myspace and no one from Nigeria has visited my page.

But someone from Kenya did.

Why the heck would someone from Kenya pretend to be from Nigeria? And in case you wonder, she did not ask for money either.

Anyway, I was a little disappointed in the counter because it succinctly shows that nobody visits my page. I put it up yesterday and there is hardly no one there. Barely a dozen and a half names mostly USA. The two from the phillipines are there because I asked someone to see if it works and then there is kenya and I do not know anyone in the other two countries.

Things were different by putting it up on my modelmayhem page. 15 countries after only one day! I guess people that take pictures like to look at pictures too.

hmnnn, I wonder if those "list" at the bottom make a difference.

They are 4 lists to photos of some of the HOTTEST images in the world that happen to be on modelmayhem!! Oh, yeah, I took the picture in the middle.

As usual, click on the pictures to make them bigger.

A liitle bit of rain and a barbeque

2009-03-09T12:46:00.000-07:00

So it turns out i have not cooked meat indoors in six months or so. I been using the barbeque in the back. I put a thermometer in the front, drilled a whole there for it and it is easy to clean up, just turn it on high on both burners and when it gets to be 650degrees F and the metal starts to glow and get soft, then you turn it off and later you just tap the sides and all the black stuff falls off. It makes a bit of smoke but that is for the benefit of the people 17 miles away, they can smell the smoke and go: Hey! Someone's having a barbeque!

Well that means I gotta drag the thing across the rocks on those little bitty wheels to get it away from the hose by the porch so the smoke don't get in your eyes like the song says because. well, that is just because. so the landlady decides there should be a cover for it. a cover on steriods. consult picture. it took longer to cut the tree down where the palm is sitting on the brick than it did for her to interior decorate the cover.

So it was raining just a bit, cloudy and gray, so i jacked the asa/iso on the camera and took a picture. here it is, just for you!!!

There was absolutely nothing there all the way to the fence, like half a hour before I took the picture. It is amazing what a motivated person can do with a home depot card and a shovel in such a short amount of time. Except for the orchid in the middle, that was one of the ones by the door. the barbeque is in the back. It used to be where I was standing with the camera. click on the pic to make it bigger.footnote: The barbeque did not make it the hole day, it is in the way, it does not fit in with all the plants. So it is by the fence way over on the side in the back where it can be out of the way. I pull a muscle trying to make the apple tree roots go away and now the fern is where the barbeque was and there are more plants there also. But it looks pretty!!

Producers of Dreams

2009-02-26T09:39:00.000-08:00

I was playing with babel translater again after reading Bai Ling's blog today and so I translate her words back and forth and make poetry. Sort of. Here is what I got.
She is here: Bai Ling Blog for today or a day or two ago click here

She talk of naked this and naked that and so anyway, I play like so with Babel, first I translate alpha to sino trad and then sino trad back to alpha and I get this:

naked nakedness
赤裸裸體
naked naked

The naked Bai has naked blond feathers
赤裸百靈有赤裸白膚金髮的羽毛
The naked Bai has the naked white skin golden hair feather

But enough about me. Some years ago, I made a bad camera purchase decision and topped it off with a bad filter purchase decision too. I bought a polarizer that has a yellow tinge added to it and that was supposed to make everything better. It just made it yellow. Yellow is ok for hair, or blond, rather, but it is not so good for polarizers. And it only sort of polarized things because it was circular and it dropped the light by 2 or 3 f-stops so I had the camera on 800 ASA / ISO and so it was grainy to boot. Now I have BibblePro from BibbleLabs so I play with the picture again and I set autocolor on blue and it moves the sliders around and helps some, and I added a little bit of Noise Ninja too. Noise Ninja does magic.

I notice things about this gal's hair but not until later, when we eat junk mexican food beside that place that probably had bird poop on the tables and no, the place does not have table cloths. And I know how to make the hair touch up but I will not reveal the details here. It does not matter. I did not notice earlier and since it was a model event for mostly younger ones and some had parents, I did not assume she was a parent because she did not have younger one so I assumed she was model. Bashful model. She is a beautiful model.

And it took me almost two hours to get her to act playful. She did. Eventually. But the pictures all stunk because the camera is no good and the ASA is wrong for good pictures and the filter is bad investment and actually, the only thing good about the picture is that she is pretty. I think in the end she act pretty because she think no one was watching, like she is more used to being on the other side of the camera.

So here is the picture the way BibblePro fix it. I have 200 pictures so your choice of which one is best may be different than mine. It is slightly pink the way Bai Ling's pictures are today, consult the link above for details.

So what do you think? Let me know, huh?

(this picture temporarily removed cuz she said I can do another picture)

yippie!!!

百靈有一隻俏麗的貓 The Lark got the Pretty Kitty

2009-02-23T20:07:00.000-08:00

I was playing with yahoo's babel again. I do that sometimes. It changes phrases so today I put in a phrase and got this:

熱性感，嗅到您的幸福微笑。
Then I translate it back and got this:
The hot sex appeal, smells your happy smile.
It had originally come from this:
Hot sexy, Smell the smile of your happiness.

So anyway, I received a picture in the email of this woman and her kitty and so I fold the picture in half so you can see her kitty better. This is a righteous sized cat! Looks at those paws!! They are like waay bigger than her hands! This kitty is a tiger! But sleepy. Notice how that always feed the kitty before you get to play with it? No chance to get your hands on one of those unless you make sure the dietary needs are fulfilled first.
As usual, click on the photo to make it bigger.

bling looks good around your neck

2009-02-08T13:01:00.000-08:00

I get stabilizer for webcam. It is way cheap compared to Steadycam products. And it works for cams that are light weight. So I take picture. In bathroom. You never know when you may have to take picture or webcam in bathroom, like when you have visiter. And also, I take picture of brown orchid flower.

I have 百靈 mail from Hong Kong

2009-02-05T12:49:00.000-08:00

I got p o box mail today. I had to wait in line but it was for a good cause. They look like genuine dvd's with shrink wrap. and I include the links down below from what it said on the box. The box has pretty picture of Miss Ling on it too. Now i have to find a friend with tv so I can watch. Maybe this weekend.

hk Monkey King part i

hk Monkey King part ii

愉快的中國新年紅色上升了

2009-01-24T16:40:00.000-08:00

愉快的中國新年紅色上升了
Happy China New Year Red Rose

I am out for a ride, who would have thunk you can go ride this time of year? I have my british Frank Thomas jacket on, with liner and it feels like I am wearing a spacesuit, nice and warm. I have already gone 200 miles this year. And I got my new plates, but I do not have a picture. Mine are rightfully called "vanity plates". I got the DMV abreviation for my bike brand off my registration and I told themI want that for my plates and they talk to me and said OK. and so my plates say KAWK which is short for kawasaki, of course.

Everybody knows that, huh? Yes.

new years wishes and dreams

2009-01-01T09:51:00.000-08:00

I was designated driver at one of those parties like you talk about where no one will ever see each other again. My friend ask me at last minute. she want to meet a guy from a dating site and he will be there. it was all 30-ish people and I have not been 30-ish for a few years. But they have nice dj music. so another friend from many miles away wants to know "the poop" on im this morning and we talk and gossip. she talk about her guy but I keep that part to herself

wheeler92196 Michael: maybe 50 or 60 people
((she says)): soo the new years was great
((she says)): i thought you were staying in
wheeler92196 Michael: I have not been to a new year party in 6 or 8 years
wheeler92196 Michael: I got a late call to d-d
wheeler92196 Michael: dsignated drive
((she says)): who is ddd
wheeler92196 Michael: did met her guy there
wheeler92196 Michael: from pof
wheeler92196 Michael: he was nice and we followed hi home until the last turn and then we moved on
wheeler92196 Michael: easy way to meet-and-dump all in the same evening
wheeler92196 Michael: he was not 100% what she wanted
wheeler92196 Michael: maybe they will see each other again
((she says)): did she have sex
wheeler92196 Michael: by her self maybe, I dunno
((she says)): do you want to do her
((she says)): have you ever wanted to have sex with her
wheeler92196 Michael: and lose a good friend??
((she says)): lol
((she says)): good answer
((she says)): :)
((she says)): have you ever come on to each other
wheeler92196 Michael: I can always rent a dvd, friends are far and few between
((she says)): lol
wheeler92196 Michael: I got to put the sticky tape on to hold up her thigh-highs cuz I can see better
wheeler92196 Michael: that is what friends are for

美妙的新年 Wonderful new year

2008-12-31T22:33:00.000-08:00

I post to sino blog and I left b.ling comment too

This is her page
b-ling-blog
and this is my page
michael-blog
These words
最佳的好願望和擁抱和親吻
according to yahoo babel say
"Best good desire and hug and kiss"

Babel yahoo knows best for 2009, huh? Yeah.

The weather on Christmas

2008-12-25T08:05:00.000-08:00

this is cool. this computer.

I wake early and it is still dark so I open the window and let the fresh air in and go downstairs and get a cup of coffee and come back up and I look at blogs and myspace and u-tube and such. Nobody is on the yahoo because of it is a holiday but it is nice to go tap tap tap on the keyboard and I mention a word or two here and there where people left some words while I was away, on the other side of the room in the bed.

And so I go downstairs and look to see what is what, it is still early, and I go to get my second cup of coffee and look in the garage and the pies and cakes and presents are there by the car where the others will go for the day and so the stack by the little tree is small now since the presents coming back will be unwrapped and thanked for elsewhere. And so my coffee is microwaved and so I go back up stairs to think what I may do on this day. It is lighter now and quiet. Out side looks good, no blue sky yet but it is early, well, I did not look in the screen at the lower corner for the time, but it seems early since there is no sun yet. But it is really a hour and a half since I woke up, I do not really see out the window, I just look, to see the time and since I see the promise of the blue sky, I do a google on san diego weather to see if maybe I can ride my bike today.

Google says it is raining here. That's odd, it never says that. It does not rain here much, besides, I had looked out the window, but as I had said, I did not really look, I had only looked up to see what time it is. It is easy to tell what time it is by looking out my window. When it is light, it is day time and when it is not light then it is not day time. But I did not see rain. So I look again, Yes! It is raining! A soft gentle rain, and yes it is quiet. So I go out side and look, and it is wet and I come back upstairs and look out the window again and yes, now the rain falls some of it at 45 degrees angle and some of it is also, now and then completely sideways so I close the window because it is wet.

How did the computer know? This is amazing, the computer knows it is raining outside my window! I did not even know that!! I wonder about my mom, she has no computer. And yet, she seems always to know what the weather is like. Maybe she has a tv. Do you think?

I think it is too wet to ride my bike today.

Merry Christmas to you all!

My sino blog: wheeler92196的博客

2008-12-12T10:02:00.000-08:00

I have sino blog, yup sure do. had a devil of a time logging in and logging out. I had to use babel to translate everything.

http://blog.sina.com.cn/wheeler92196

I used it to say something on Miss Ling's blog. She talks about wild animals right now.

"In Fat U 8 Ed" aka "The Fish Tank"

2008-12-05T20:53:00.000-08:00

Hi! This video is supposed to make a cat named Qiji go nuts. The Cat has a owner that blogs and falls asleep in front of the i-book with The Cat there two on the bed. And so The Cat plays with The Mouse as cats so often do, except The i-Book has a track ball, and so this is put here so that The Cat can watch something while The Owner sleeps.

Get Packin' Man !!

2008-12-03T20:49:00.000-08:00

I went to the post office and they have new rules for THE ENVELOPE. You can put as much as you want in THE ENVELOPE but you can not tape it shut no more. I used to tape it shut. So they said they can not ship it. They say it is because it have tape on it. So I say I will remove the tape. So I whip out my blade and go shlip shlip shlip scritch scritch shlip shlip and soon the tape is all gone. The envelope stays shut!!! So they take it and charge me the Any-Where-In-The-World price and it is now on its way to one of my many girlfriends. Today, I decide to see how much I can send, how much I can put in THE ENVELOPE and so I look for the biggest chocolate sack that I can move all the stuff around in. and so I make this video.

I use Aiptek Action HD cheap cheap camera and although it does 1080P 30 fps I use 720P 60 fps and then I make it slower and smaller with AVS editor but it is not really all that much smaller. It is just better because the audio did not line up proper when I look at the dot mov version from the camera.

Oh yeah, I just lay the camera over there and so you have to lay down in the bed to watch and to daydream about how you will get the chocolate, if You send me THE ADDRESS !!! Oh, yeah, the camera has 3x optical zoom and fits in THE SHIRT POCKET even with THE PADDED CASE that comes with it. I put the camera about 5 feet away from the chair and there is a lamp with spiral florescent bulb near there and then another spiral bulb lamp about 5 or 6 feet away. But the first version did not upload so I had to crunch it smaller so it is only 14 MB and then the uploader took it.

I was surprised you can hear the voice (MINE!!) because I did not talk loud, I just mumble to myself. btw, I have plenty of empty paper to put more of THE ADDRESS on to... and the store has more of THE CHOCOLATE...

您是否將信任我？

2008-12-01T23:50:00.000-08:00

I post this on another blog where people talk forever until the blog owner post a new blog and so there is a new blog almost right away. Here is my words...

This is The Relationship Talk
It is like that you know. She says:
"Honey we have to talk."
and you start to say something and
She says: "Honey Shut up"
and you get to sit and listen for
a hour and a half or more.

And yes it took almost that long
to read all the stuff she say

And so she post a real long one right after that and she want to know if I am taken yet or not. She has not taken me so she should know the answer, huh?

有空常来玩！
您是否將採取我？您是否將信任我？

该死！你疯了！

2008-12-01T11:55:00.000-08:00

好久不见最近怎么样？

下午.明天下午你有空嗎?

上海市.我沒去過上海市。

给您添麻烦了真不好意思！

I am curious if this Penpower Chinese Expert program is any good. It is $129 in Frye's electronics but I am using the sampler trial. The one in the box has a way to draw letters.
Have you heard of it?
给您添这么多麻烦真过意不去。

The "Real" Golden Flower

2008-11-29T20:24:00.000-08:00

See I am happy!!! I got my Tag Limit today!!!
Other people have fake golden flowers but I found The Real Golden Flower. A Rose. I use my heavy artillary to find it too, My 300 H&H Magnum Gold Digger, My Genaric K-mart Gold Digger and My Big Green 600 British Nitro Express Gold Digger. That is the one that found The Real Gold Flower. It is actually a Flower that I found at the cemetery after the people left and I just dip it in to a bucket of molten gold that I had. A really REALLY big bucket of molten gold. And then I lost the flower so I had to find it again.

This is me with my stuff.

reggae_muffin_lad from jamaica wanna know

2008-11-29T09:42:00.000-08:00

Yup she sure does, she is in Cebu and is swimming instructoress so she gets something from Big 5 Sports. Or some place like that. And also the stuff in the box. But you have to zoom out from the box so it is not completely clear what is there. Right? Right!!!
The room I rent is on the left.

Michael Dance for You!!!

2008-11-24T18:55:00.000-08:00

I can dance, I can boggie, no body would ever accuse anyone of directing me in this regard. That is how it is with us good dancers. They can direct something else like how we read lines and how we eat in the restaurant and how we crumple the sheets, those, the ones you think of, and also the ones with the words written on them, but when it is the dance, I shine in your own little light by the glow of your moon.
I toast you with a rose colored glass.

Bai headlines in Italy not to long ago

2008-11-22T08:19:00.000-08:00

Yup, you heard it hear first.

I had some spare time before the magic carpet shuttle from Atlantis airlines was gonna pick me up and give me a joy ride to thier underwater airport. Atlantis is under water you know.

Well, I went to check out the Italian chics. This one bar had nice warm ones. I pinch a bottom or two to make sure. And guess what? Guess who star on the venue sign out there on the Mark Key???

Check out the pic!!! look at the headline!! So when Bai say she have the key, she mean she have the mark key!!!

Wow! I guess another riddle!!

Actually, my friend that was texting those things back to me was getting tired of
taking pics of the same stupid sign over and over again. You see, I was not really there. Not completely.

You see, many people that say... "Michael You are not all there." Now you know why.

Well, it turns out, I saw what the sign say and I saw part of it so I say I want the pic so my friend take the pic but the top part turn on the sign and so I have the pic taken over and over again and I get it by text over and over again and look so it is turn just right so I can post blog story!!!

See? No, I did not see Bai dance nude there. But it is a good idea for a Ms Bond character huh?

Italian Barbie Doll Convention (relocated)

2008-11-20T10:34:00.000-08:00

ok, I go, so The Convention was not in Italy.
Not even in Little Italy.
It was in Old Town, but no, it was not really in Old Town.
It was in a old part of town but it was not a photo studio.
It was a Victorian strip house. But she is not a stripper
so I did not get any photos like "that". And there was
not very much stuff in the frigitator. The owner has to buy
junk food for the relatives for the turkey day and so he has to by
red hot cheetos and corn chips and soda pops because that
is what the red hot chilli pepper relatives eat.
But I had my own soda pop so I survive.
And the floor reflect red because it is a hard wood floor of the red kind.
It was not mohogany, I do not think, but the model make
up for that because she was.

Ah! Ha!! I said something that was not "not" !!!
Knot! Knot!
Who's there?
Mahogany.
Mahogany who?
Wooden U like to know!!!

Boo! Hissss! Bad joke!!!

So she pose and I have pic. She cute too, huh?
And I got free dinner, but she missplace one outfit I bring.
So it is even. It was a small din din at denny's but the
outfit was not very big either so it is even.

There was a small din din at denny's one off-the-street
person that order 10 cups water and then leave right away
but that person was slow. Next person have muchies and move really
fast and talk faster. And can't stand still, like a mexican jumping bean.
We have eggs.

We have eggs. And potatoes. And toast. And bacon.
I got home 2:30AM

Chicken Dancer Slut Woman Soup from Wuxi

2008-11-19T07:48:00.000-08:00

Remember the other day a couple weeks ago? When we had that one cold day? I got this movie in the mail and so I stay at home and watch the movie. That is the atlantis ocean in the background there.

Ok, see, this guy writes this blog...

Well, I was searching for the lyrics of the popular "Chicken Dancer" song which has words, according to Bai Ling, that go "you trash me you call me slut" And I do not find much of anything except something about trailer trash for a shanghai move starring HER and so I type in to the google: Wuxi Wonder Woman

and I get this blog and I post most of it here because it has humour. It is called "Andis Kaulins in China" and he says, among other things:
.......................
April 25
Wuxi and Soup.

I have a joke to tell you:

This old couple's sex life hadn't been much lately, so the wife decided to liven up.

One evening, she put on a wonder woman costume and walked into the bedroom where her husband was.

"Time for Super Sex!" she exclaimed.

The old guy looked at his wife, thought for a instance, and then said "I will take the Soup!"

Now, if this guy was in Wuxi, he probably would have taken the sex.
.
.
.
This afternoon, I had a woman tell me about differences between Wuxi and Guangdong province. Soup is more important to people in Guangdong than in Wuxi.

Coming from Canada, I can attest to this. The soups of Wuxi are often nothing more than tepid water with a vegetable dipped in for no more than ten minutes. I have never seen my wife spend all day making a soup. Maybe, once it took her thirty minutes to make a fish soup.

So, don't go to Wuxi for Soup. I was pleased to hear that not all of China has such bad soup as Wuxi.
.......................

Ok, now this is me again. Mostly, I don't get the joke. You see, I think this is a good recipe for Ms Ling. Take some tepid water, but don't pee in it, that is not the best way to make water tepid.
And Dip Bai in it. Marinate with in Tequila before adding to tepid water. Stir regularily for 10 minutes. And she will be good enough to eat!!! You can garnish with baby oil if you like and also add a sprig of mint to the soup too so there is a bit of green there.

note: This is ok for both chop sticks and spoon.

Now I wonder, if you can garnish a soup with the Bai flavor, why would you want the soup from the rest of china? Is this Ling Flavor Soup plenty not good enough???

Sooner or later, someone will answer something in my blog but for now, this will have to do.

btw, I am still "on" for little italy trip. I have to look for job first but I will go later after that today.

Wish me luck!!!

B.Ling Does Lora Croft in Next Bond Movie

2008-11-14T18:33:00.001-08:00

I show you how secret agent is supposed to look. This one is Agent A and she is a secret. Ha ha. Someone told me to paint the town red, but I only had liquid latex paint so I paint her butt red with red shorts. Then we rode around town in one of those Roamin' carts they have here with the guy in the front to turn the pedals. We went to a show that way. Nobody saw me so her disguise was good. They all look at her.

You can see also that she is the really good or the really bad secret agent. See how she interogates the guy??? He should have been sitting on the curve with me since I did not paint the part where the bikini was. Just the pants part.

lets see.. do I need color text? oops let me go to the h t m l thing and grab my colors. that's cool, I just graba short bunch of paranthesissssiss with a's and b's and br's in it and then I have color!!

as usually, click on the pics and they get bigger

Saunas will get you in HAWT water!!

2008-11-08T20:34:00.001-08:00

I just got back from getting my ticket from China Air.
I fly there on the return trip from the Atlantis AirWaves Flight
But now they call it China Air since they fill it up with China Stewardesses.

So I talk to one and I tell her cockanamie story about B.Ling and sauna and really HAWT women and tell
her she must do like that and play in the water. And she does, and she has a name and she tell me she can
have her picture here inspite of me taking the picture and how I do not have to have
The Good Photographer take it for me, the snap shot is good enough.

Way more than good enough. I can not tell if she have the filthy thought,
I think it is more than likely she just look like that all the time,
she come from the moon too,
from one of the peninsula of the Sea of Tranquility.

She like the water but I can not get her to wear the swimsuit long enough to
get the snap so I have to turn the picture and cut the parts off the paper
that you want to see.

She has NAME too, I must mention,
she is Ms AsianDelight
and she is at modelmayhem dot com as number 837120
and I notice if you hurry, you can see the rest of the pic with out the
log in part. At this link... Or you can just click on this pic here if you can wait for the movie. And it will get bigger.

Ms AsianDelight at ModelMayhem

Nipples in Sauna

I just notice something about this photo and about the one on her page. This brown color must be hard for the camera to make in to the j-peg.

I use BibblePro and 16-bits Adobe DNG from camera and she post j-peg from camera There is a big difference between the two pictures. I know thier processing and they just upload to myspace and then right-click save and then the picture is The Right Size.

And then they erase the myspace one.
But I check and it is the same as the j-peg that I have. Yes I use the curves tool a little bit, and yes I use the Noise Ninja a little bit and I use the Portrait Professional a little bit. And then I use the Photo Impact a little bit just to rotate the pic and crop the square and then rotate the pic and crop the square again and save and then to resize and save again and yes I use the Futurix viewer to save it so it is not so big of the mega bytes, yes and all that etc. But the tonal quality is not in the j-peg. And in mine the DNG from the camera, it is there. All 16 bits of it, per color, or so it seems. So this is a case where the raw format seems to do a bit better than the j-peg format.

On the other hand, you can see The Nipples on the other page but not over here.

Wet Nipples, in ice cold sauna water.

She will show me her boobs...

2008-11-05T12:55:00.000-08:00

No sooner is the election over and they go back to building like crazy. You saw where I park my car last night.

I wake up this morning and it is all changed, the car is still on the road but they have built everything all up.
Even the area down the street. I thought that guy was going to grow more grapes. But no! All he build is houses!!

Overnight.

Must have done it while I was sleeping last night. I think that cat Qiji would have a field day here, chasing mice and stuff, huh? They hide in all those bushes with the rabbits.

Anyways... there was discussion on another blog about the purple and the white and so I look and I see they just take the purple out with a magenta filter when they take the picture. They use one of those Rosco gels with the digital camera. But it makes the suntan go away too. So I use the inverse filter to reverse it all and make it so it the same as before, but I take the picture just a instance later so the people in the back change too. And so you can see the purple is the same as my car, it is actually blue.

And you look real close you will see that she wink at me. How can telll? Look at the catch light in the eye... it is in the shape of a heart, that's why!! Bai did that All By Her Self!! She winked at me and changed the light!!!

But she will look. She is a woman. And she will say: "Michael You know ZILCH about putting on makeup." And she will say: "My boobs don't look like THAT!!" She will be furious. She will give me lessons with how to put on the makeup.

And she will show me her boobs.

p.s. she fudged her film festival photo today same way I did this one here!!!
It is the bottom one. Bai Ling is excited-going-to-her-movie-premiere-at link

I have pictures of my home

2008-11-04T18:56:00.000-08:00

Hi!
I stayed home on election day. I changed the screen on my kitchen window so I washed the window and then take picture out of it.

Then I put the window back in and also the screen.

First I look at the neighbor's hill. They have a big hill. With nothing on it. Then I look down to where I always park the car.

The motorbike is in the driveway to the right and that is where I take the third picture. when the sun starts to catch that LA smog from up north.

They used to have grapes on that hill but they burned down so they are broke right now until they grow some more.

The guy has a big wine cellar and he is drunk all the time, so I don't think he notice that he has no more grapes.

Guess what are GHOSEs and why I want to know!!

2008-11-01T08:45:00.000-07:00

Last night I have china friend who say
"you have to share your GHOSEs and
crazy night with me as well,
let's meet later or tomorrow..... "

So I had to ask friend, and friend of friend of friend who does not maybe know her.
Who are these GHose's of which she speak?

So I google to give you the factoids.
Garter Ho's
She is a Garter Ho.
I go to yahoo answers to get my infomation
but they call it GarterHose.
And yes, they have spam add.
like so

This is most amazing, she read my mind
and know where I will look.
You see, she has yellow motorbike same that
and in the add it has race day emblem
This woman is fast. Fast and furious.
If I do not run out and get her some of
these ghoses of which she speak.
Today could be a great day later...

At stockings only dot com they have color choice.
Same here:

Let's see, the yahoo answers was to the
question
"How do you connect garter belts to the hose?"
but I have not learned how
to put the link here.
I will practice later with the hose.
It is fun to help her put them on
before we eat out
And it is good also later when
we get back from dinner or lunch

I have Chinese Tea Egg just now

2008-10-31T08:29:00.000-07:00

The other border make egg. He is the one that question the Tibet story and said our safe friend from today looks Mandarin. He speak like that. He also look at me funny when I say I talk to her. "How can that be?" He say. "Her features are Mandarin and so Tibet can not be. You better be careful.." He say that too.

I hear about egg for the last day and a half because they are on the stove in black water and landlady do not know what they are.

So they are cooked in English Tea and in green tea. But darker green tea than what I have. He want me to try one. I am not sure I should eat something if it smell funny, especially if it is that old. But it is not old, quite young really. And yes, the light brown skin looks good. So I peel the covering from the egg. Slowly. And I look at "it" carefully. The egg. But first I take picture.

It is not so good cold when I nibble on it.
He says "Make it warm!".
And so I do.
And it is much better.
SO I have the whole thing.

Egg must be a woman.
A Chinese woman.
Smells good warm.
Tastes good warm.
I did not have toast.
But then I have a cup of green tea.

and look at photo.

BAI LING - Foto Available (in Europe)

2008-10-29T08:23:00.000-07:00

Ok, so I can not be famous for one more day. I look at the calender and they need 40 extras today A karoake bar from a long time ago and a karoke bar for today.

They wanted something else also, but I was not qualified as I am broke, they wanted jewelry store customer but I do not know how to look at jewelry.

Last time I had anything to do with jewelery I made it myself, earings and necklace with pendent in sterling with some kind of rock, may have been garnet or sapphire, I forget.

anyway...

I had to remove what I had here before because I receive advice from a messenger from the moon that said I should not be so naughty.

So I do something else. Remember Bai Ling say she is always so popular on the Entertainment Tonight or the E! Entertainment or what ever it is called in Germany? I find out why. I get junk mail from amazon dot de and so i browse and I find photo poster for sale of Bai Ling. It is featuring her nipples with dress, but the dress only cover up one. I post only a real small photo for USA audience but you can buy the real big version if you go there and shop. The bigger image, in HDTV size is OK for prime time audience over there on their Deutsche Welle International Broadcasting Station. This is why they feature her over there so much. Actually, they had people from way up north in China somewhere go invade europe many centuries ago and so the locals fancied a maiden or two or maybe the invaders fancied a blonde or two and so in the gene pool there, they have people with Bai's eyes and blonde hair. So she looks especially cute to them. Besides, she has those bangs and all.

Ok, so they sell "BAI LING - Foto" for price only "Preis: EUR 14,90" and it is about 16 inches by 20 inches big. They have a "Größeres Bild " on the website too but you will have to go to amazon dot de to see it.

They also have for sale a movie where she go on a International Road Trip to Paris and Las Vegas with some guy. Well, I guess that would be international for Germany, huh? It is called "Paris - The Business of Pleasure" and it is cheap and you get "Kostenlose Lieferung ab EUR 20 Bestellwert" and since it is so cheap if you buy the poster then you just make the 20 of thier units of measure so the shipping is free. It probably says inhalb deutschland somewhere but I did not see it. so I probably spelled it wrong.

I did not order the video since I can always get a autograph copy over here and so I push the "Fenster schließen" button instead.

I wonder what happens if I put that button here? hmnnn...

Dinner is served on the Moon

2008-10-27T20:16:00.000-07:00

she said:

Michael is travelling tonight on a plane
I can see the red tail lights heading for Italy
For Italy ryhmes with Spain tonight for Michael
Oh and I can see Michael waving goodbye
God it looks like Michael, must be the clouds in my eyes

she really did too... and so I used
purple boot colored font.

That was written by a English Noble Man
He fell in to The Jon's River.
Which is a Tributary of The James River
which was named for my brother up in LA

So they Knighted him, the song master
Sir Elton In-The-Jon
They shortened it later.

I had dinner with a friend
we both ordered the same thing but
I had to take the picture
they are different, the two plates.
I got all the tomatoes before his spoon was dirty.

Actually, it was salsa with tomatoes and cilantro and such.
Salsa goes well on Italian food.

down here near mexico

2008-10-25T03:18:00.001-07:00

OK, so I am sleeping about a hour ago and the phone rings so I get the bluetooth and lay back down and talk. And it is my friend in the bar telling me how she met the guy in the band and he has a myspace and all. It is noisy there but she can hear the bluetooth she has ok. Better than some of the people in the bar and so he is telling her his schedule and stuff. So I add him and I tell him in the little note that he is talking to her about his schedule and that he is at Mr P's in Coronado and that he is talking to my friend as I am typing this.

OK, so much for wierdness.

I have the picture of when I did my video of me talking the picture of the camera that is taking the video and how it is on the screen. Some of the notes say the wrong thing so I use the redeye removal tool and erase the handwriting and I put different handwriting on the nots here and there. I can't read the one to Bai Ling too goods, the one above the little webcam that is pointing at me and I am pointing at it (with my camera). And in the back is the computer. I could have been thinking of her when I paint it but I did not because we had not met yet. It may have been on the same plane she was on during her last commuter flight from the moon because I got it there cheap one ebay. It is not often you see a computer with those colors. Candy Apple Red and Key Lime Pie Green and SunShine yellow. Some guy that nose better says you should ALWAYS have three colors when you paint a computer because it makes the colors seem to change shape as you move your head. You can't see it with the webcam because I did not move the cam, just my head.

So anyway, she can't hear the guy in the bar too good so I go to his myspace page and I read her the stuff that he is saying because I can hear both of them and so I tell her what he is telling her. I wonder if he is amazed she can hear him above all that noise because she understands him perfectly. Except for the parts that are not on his myspace page.

If I could have a girlfriend with big boobs

2008-10-18T23:28:00.000-07:00

Terin Taylor would be one of The Top Contenders.
If you click on it, they get bigger, to 724 by 1080 pixies.
And she is out-of-focus, but not all the way.
Just lean forward and look down. See?

Go ahead! Click on them!! They really do get bigger!!

Anyway, a couple things of note.

One: I have taken hundreds of pictures of her
And I still do not know what color her eyes are.

Two:
She is promoting a good cause.
FindingVu.com charity. Let me get the link, brb.

ok, here is the link
http://www.findingvu.com/f_events.html

She has another raffle. She says she hopes I win
but I think she just wants me to buy a ticket.
I will think about it. Just imagine her
wearing less than in the picture.

Here is her blurb, there are probably links
on there for more pretty pictures of her.
I bought a ticket last time but someone else won.

I am going to act like I know what I am doing

2008-10-18T23:10:00.000-07:00

I went to Stu's diner and parked my bike. and then I went to the left a short distance and filled out a application to be a movie star. Stu has a movie company. Film's stuff.. that sort of thing. With plot and scenery and background etc. I will be background. Here is his diner.

You people in LA take note.

The sign is white.
The building is silver.
The tree is green.
And the sky? Look close at the sky!!!
You know what color that is?
It is blue!!!

Is your sky like that, the color blue?

Actually, there is a reason for it.
The view is to the east.
And the town over there has a ordanance.
And it says that you can not smoke in public
anywhere that members of the public are
likely to be encountered.

And so the sky is always clear blue like that!!!

Click on the picture, it gets bigger, all the way
to 1920 by 1080 pixies.

And say Hi to the waitress for me
Us starving actors can not afford to eat there.

Actually, I was not starving, when I first showed
up the line was too long so I went to a burger place
and had a triple-cheese-mayo-lettuce-tomato-only

And a glass of water. Can you guess the place?
Actually, it is the other one, the one across the
highway, cuz I went there to get gas too.

When I came back the line was shorter and
so I mingled and talked and filled out

The Application

toodle do for today

Alien from Mars Captures Facelss Man

2008-10-17T00:07:00.000-07:00

Yup, you heard it here first. National Inquirerere will not have the story by the time this goes to press. I have picture. Actually, the martian is from the moon and that is the one on the right with the moontan all alabaster. They use lots of Oil of L.A. to get the skin so smooth, Did you kow that?

If you look close, the other person has no face, that is a flat spot in the front. You have two Allen Screws with special wrench so you can save face when you go out in public. You leave it at home and just bolt it on later.

I had to convert the pic to 64 bits and yank the color hard to make the she-woman white. I thinkshe may have started out as chinese before I did that, but I took poetic liberity.

Let me see if I can put the pic here. hhmmm

They ALWAYS say that

2008-10-13T20:51:00.000-07:00

Ok, so I got laid off so I look for work. Some people don't take this seriously. Like me for example. I have to tell everybody about it.
So there are these people in Africa that always seem to find me and want to have me buy them 300 dolar phones etc but since it is too hard to ship can I send money instead. so I buy a $5 phone once and tell her it is cheap to ship. I never hear from her again after that. They all seem to be that way.

Anyway, I see one of them is on and as I have talked to her before, I talk some more.

Here goes:

wheeler92196 Michael: hello Miss Africa
wheeler92196 Michael: I am going to be a famous movie star
leslie smith: ok
wheeler92196 Michael: I am unemployed and so I got to do something and famous movie stars are always unemployed first
wheeler92196 Michael: some of them wait on tables but that is not in my skill set
leslie smith: ok
wheeler92196 Michael: they have a casting company that is shooting in san diego and they need people sometimes to stand and do nothing
wheeler92196 Michael: I have much practice at sit-and-do-nothing but I think I can learn how to stand and do nothing
wheeler92196 Michael: they are filming The Ex Files, a new series, for tv right now here in town
wheeler92196 Michael: it is about some gal that has to chase after her Ex's
wheeler92196 Michael: today they did a different movie and you had to have a surf board and or a skate board and you had to ride the roller coaster down by the board walk all day as the background
wheeler92196 Michael: but I don't have surfer board or skateboard and I have not had my big interview yet
wheeler92196 Michael: ok, huh?
leslie smith: can u do me a favour?
wheeler92196 Michael: sure
leslie smith: give me money
wheeler92196 Michael: how much?
leslie smith: 410
wheeler92196 Michael: you come from here, I think you have money, or anyway maybe a little bit of money, huh?
wheeler92196 Michael: $4.10 ??
wheeler92196 Michael: That's not much money
leslie smith: 410 $
wheeler92196 Michael: oh, you put the $ sign on the other end
wheeler92196 Michael: what is the $10 part for?
leslie smith: yeah
leslie smith: i mean $410
wheeler92196 Michael: that's a lot of money
wheeler92196 Michael: it takes me 2 whole days to earn that much money
wheeler92196 Michael: except I do not have a job right now
leslie smith: waow
wheeler92196 Michael: I have been unemployed for, um, well, one whole day so far
leslie smith: oh i c
leslie smith: i am so sorry ok
leslie smith: what work do u do now
wheeler92196 Michael: I look for work
wheeler92196 Michael: anything technical
leslie smith: ok
leslie smith: i need it for my exam ok
leslie smith: o k ok
leslie smith: how much can you afford
wheeler92196 Michael: exam?
leslie smith: yeah registration
wheeler92196 Michael: I did not know there was anything in Africa that was that so expensive
leslie smith: eyah a ltitle bit
leslie smith: Its for a Master"S EXAM
wheeler92196 Michael: for a diploma
leslie smith: Degree Yeash
wheeler92196 Michael: Are you studying English?
leslie smith: Yes i studied art and entertinament...also did linguistics
wheeler92196 Michael: maybe when I work
leslie smith: ok

sigh, she has not learned enough English to know what broke means.

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

2008-10-04T22:38:00.000-07:00

This is from the Wikipedia listing about a 1974 song
that was real popular in europe back in the disco-daze

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi (ce soir)? is a Creole
version of a French phrase that has become well-known
in the English-speaking world through popular songs.
It means "Do you want to sleep with me (tonight)?" and
is perhaps best known from the song "Lady Marmalade,"

I was reading Bai-Ling-Blog today and she spoke french
and I noted that I did not have enough experience with
things french, like numbers and such. The next line of
the song in the sample clip is the french expression above
but as it is just a sample, they did not include that part.

Don't know who the guy is.

The fish bit worked

2008-09-23T21:18:00.000-07:00

Yes, It stunk so bad, I am not to bring fish anywhere near the house so long as I rent here. Ever. I am to stick with pork and beef and chicken. I can barbeque them all I want. The landlady even forgot about the salmon. So it was a most successful barbeque.

I got me a point-and-shoot camera and so the pics up on the profile I did on Sunday.

The Sundae on Sunday was superb. I had Mango Sherbit with Chocolate, for the two scoops with crunched up almonds for the nuts and with hot chocolate sauce.

My friend had the plain vanilla but soince he was stuck in the van with the wheel chair because of parking issues, he turned it around later and we went to ther estaurant and that is where you see me for my portrait picture. Well, he gets the plain vanilla with one scoop plus also crsuhed almonds and also whipped cream topping with cherry, yeah, mine had a cherry maraschino too, and he had the other kind of chocolate syrup but I forget what it was.

This all happened in Ocean Beach California. On Newport Avenue. Or BLVD or St or Rd or whatever.

I barbequed a fish

2008-09-17T21:01:00.000-07:00

Yup sure did. I have not done that before. Barbeque a fish. Actually, it is the first fish I eat this year. I think. Maybe. I am not sure if the last fish I eat was last year or early this year.

Actually, I had a little bit of broiled salmon at a party on July 4. It went fast so I only got a couple bites. It was pretty good. It was on sale cheap. About $2 a pound. You had to cut it up yourself. Someone else cut it up and also broiled it in the oven. That stuff is normally about $7 here. I was being encouraged to develop a liking for fish. That fish. Or halibut, which is $12 a pound. So I had to fine cheap fish fast before this train of thought got out of hand.

White sea bass is $1.99 a pound most days so that will have to do. Also called Corvina or something else too. Don't remember. Anyway, it stunk like hell so I do not think it was fresh. So I put it in a second bag and tied a knot and put it in the freezer so it did not smell. The stinky water froze. and I called and had the fish taken out of the freezer in the afternoon.

It was already clean by the time I got home and did not smell anymore either. I got some words about how I do not know how to buy fresh fish and look for some that do not have the red eyes. So today I look there again and yes, they have both kinds but this time it is not so late and the store smell nice and clean and not like last time when even by the front door it smell like smelly rotten fish.

So then I season the fish. Well, I set a spice on the counter and as if by majic, the little green fruits were cut open and dribbled on the fish because that is like lemon and makes the smell go away. I do not know what the little green fruits are, they are about 3/4" or small in diameter.

And the cajun spices help the fish and plus some olive oil, blended with canola oil went on the inside and also on the outside and one fish got salty soy sauce and mine did not. I had two fish, see? Ok, and so it finds it's way to the grill. I carried the plate to the grill and then I put one on but then I had help and so that one got moved and so the other one got there too. i checked and cuz I had put a thermometer in the grill door, it was 400 degrees F.

And I put the timer on 7 minutes and then I did the flipping cuz the fish was still stuck. They got another 6 or 7 minutes and mine could have used another minute cuz there was a bite, a small bite in the middle that did not get off the bone cuz it was still sushi. So I left it on the bone and donated the one little leftover bite to the garbage can.

All in all, it was pretty good and the cost was not much. Today I looked for other types of fish and I also bought pande sol and some kind of round flat-ish bread with butter cream frosting and raisins inside and also a half of a kabocha which is something that looks like a small Hubbard winter squash so I figured it would cook the same. Maybe tomorrow.

Today I had pan de sol rolls, three of them, with butter and peanutbutter and jam and also a coca cola.

I'm still hungry. bummer.

I ride my bike past your window last night

2008-08-25T00:17:00.001-07:00

I feel like riding. So I sleep. See?

This is how all the famous super models lay on the bike.
They do it better than me. But I will practice.
Maybe I need a super model to be my personal trainer in this matter.
Or a super actress with cute bangs to act like the super model.
with rose colored glasses.
so she thinks I am ok.

I just got here so I will rest my case

2008-07-08T21:32:00.000-07:00

I was trying to introduce Bai Ling to my friend in Shanghai and maybe I will, we will see how it goes and so I got a answer back from my myspace from Bai and she said to come here so I did and so I am here. Maybe they will meet each other. Bai has a nice set of blogs. I looked.