pantyose as art, 我爱你褲襪

I did photos of art like elmo batters, where he says from the tip of the toes to the top of the hose.
he better than me but please to enjoy anyways.
as usual, click to make bigger, the third one is real big. nice butt too

michael-foto.deviantart.com

michael-foto.deviantart.com I post a pic of the mess I got in to on deviantart site. I don't post here as it is NSFW not-safe-for-work. Did the pants stay on? Did she turn around? Wait and see...

time time time, it slips bai so easily

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We went here, we got here late, it is very hard to take the picture from thru the front door, the canon point-and-shoot can not take the picture at all. And I had to use curves in gimp.org tool to make the picture look better with the curves tool.

I also add new dessert photo to the left. There was chaperone. Enough said, huh...

I feel spoken too so I post blog

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It was a quiet week and a quiet weekend, so we go to party but nobody there, so we visit and go home. I get to pick the balls on the table, and they do not know how to play so that is why the pic is the way the pic is, but they know how to play, so the mind is not on the balls, so it is a cute picture and the guy maybe he do not play the piano? I am not sure, it is hard to tell.

So this is another hint, but is it really? I dream of where I want to be, it could be anywhere. But only with you, the woman on the other side of the door that is not here yet, but maybe here in spirit, 8 times.

Post Production

ok, so we manage to finagle our way in to the party the day after this photoshoot so we were here and they get this really famous guy to do some hair but I do not want to flash the light in his face so I take a picture of his car, and it look like this. you can dial his name website up and it is "iii" on the end of the name. His tires got more rubber on them than my tires and he has two gas caps too and I only have one. and my car is a piece of junk and his car looks cool!!!

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so anyway, he works and does his thing and so I look in the canyon and they have visitors down there so I take a picture of them. you can look at the exif data, for my camera the multiplier is about 1.5 so one picture is about 400mm effective and the other one is about 450mm, the darker one. it is darker since it is so dark at dusk when these visitors come out that I can not see so good. the exif data says 800 asa or iso and f6.7 at 1/45 seconds and I did not use a tripod. Try that with your camera without a VR lens!!! It is a real long way down to those deer.
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Well anyway, they also put in a new Medicine Buddha but they don't have the wooden bowl yet so there is a flower there, hibiscus I think it is. It is a big statute and it take 8 people to carry it there down 50 stairs and it way maybe 900 lbs. I did not try to lift it. The guy put it there so people can get married there in front of it, I think. I don't really know much about this getting married stuff since I have not tried it before so I do not know. Can you guess where the picture is taken from???
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fountain with water

I went and took some pictures, it was after "the party", i had got my room cheap and since I dragged my butt in so late in the morning I got the extra day for nothing so I went and took some pictures at this house. Look at the chair to see the scale of the fountain this guy has in his backyard by his pool. It is on mulholland drive or way or court or blvd or whatever about half way up to the top. It is a big fountain.
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cheeseburgers in paradise

I went somewhere. The gal told me to go outside and take a walk while she meet some guy. No point me meeting him if it does not work out. So I go outside and take a pic. Here's the pic. Click on it and it gets bigger. The flowers are pretty. But I was on the other side of the street so I did not see them until I look at the picture on the computer.


Then I notice something, They don't have McDonald's here. I take picture of the sign to show you. and I also show you my cheatsheet to show how I made the letters better, since there was some glare on the sign. I use the gimp.org "graphical image manipulation program" curves tool to do that.



So I went across street to this place and they have nice bar downstairs in front. Notice, I had to wait for red lights so I could stand where you get both sides of the building in the picture. It is a famous hotel. The locals call it Beverley Wilshire.


They have burgers. I nursed this one a long time and I have glass of water too, in case someone wants me to pay, I wanted to limit my damages. It looks like a really expensive place. But the other guy pay since he is real interested in my friend with the long hair and the pretty smile. I have her picture too, but I have to edit it first.
Now this is an interesting plate, and you can see when you click on it and make it bigger. Notice, the front two sides of the plate are upside down, but the back two sides of the plate are right side up. Actually, the conversation was not boring at all even though we sit there for five hours. It is in fact, merely an interesting plate.

My birthday suit picture 4 U

This is a picture of my birthday present. I have birthday saturday and so she wear birthday suit for me. I did not have poka dot bikini so I have my regular tie from work and so that is good enough. This is a pretty neat suit because the top keep slipping off.

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I been going to this dating site

Ok, so I been going here and check out the pretty women, I have over 6oo I have marked favortie and i see this button and you push it and it says that it will tell you which women think you are hot!!!

How cool is that!!

But when I push it I get a pop-up that says "get fuckin real, our data base ain't that big" No really! Look at it!! It says there is 66,000 on line right now, zero hits for ANY of those and who KNOWS how big their data base is!! And they don't ALL block me, just the ones I write to!

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ok, which one got "shopped"??

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I did barbeque chicken so I had to take a picture. One of these got gimp.org with curves applied just a touch, moved the top end in a little and then barely some "S" shape to tasty it up some. Both got resized with futurix with .02 smoothing and 90% compression to the size you see here. Both came from the same camera-jpg image. The flash was a bounce off a little piece of plastic, forgot what brand, with the flash set to 60 degree off straight-ahead, ie, mostly up and so the piece of plastic bounce the light straight down on the food. Spices is southwest chipotle seasoning and ground pepper with water and honey splashed on now and then to take care of flare ups on the grill, which started at 200 degrees F and went to 400 degrees F with the lid closed. The chicken was laying on a Home Depot brand cookie sheet, stainless steel with holes in it, to keep it all acting like a broiler oven. Yum Yum (hint, the plate is more gray in the original)

I got loved by Pamela Payge today !!!

I got this cd today: PAMELA PAYGE: Love and Hate


Here is what they say on the receipt page:

Your CD has been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.

A team of 50 employees inspected your CD and polished it to make sure it was in the best possible condition before mailing.>

Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over the crowd as he put your CD into the finest gold-lined box that money can buy.

We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of Portland waved "Bon Voyage!" to your package, on its way to you, in our private CD Baby jet on this day, Wednesday, May 13th.

I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at CD Baby. We sure did. Your picture is on our wall as "Customer of the Year." We're all exhausted but can't wait for you to come back to CDBABY.COM!!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Sigh...

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this really bugs me

I went for a ride way up high in the air where the air is clear. I stopped and talked to a guy. Mostly cuz there were not hardly any people there but he was stopped and he had the same brand bike as me. Except different color. He was planning to travel the length of south america and was gonna get a new bike, bmw or ktm I think he wanted. they cost 2x or 3x what mine cost, maybe more.

Anyway, there was a cloud of critters in the air. everywhere so I took a couple pics of them with my point-and-shoot and post them here so you can see what kind of bugs fly way up high in the air. They probably did not think they were way up high in the air because they were near the ground. But they were. maybe 5ooo feet or so.
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Bai Ling Makes Waves

Rally for Kids Scavenger Hunt is the event and this is Bai Ling being basically, Bai Ling. It is a frame grab from a u-tube and then past it in to a gimp.org photo.

Ms Ling ask what kind and color car she was in. I think it was this kind and this color here in this picture.

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I looked for a balloon today

I went and look for balloon today but it is too windy. So I keep going north and stop for gas at San Clemente cuz it is 50 miles from home and it looks like a good place to stop and then I go another 10 miles or so and go to San Juan Capistrano but I don't go to the beach I go in land and instead, I take the 74, the Ortega Highway which they have re-built so the windy twisty turns parts look like a Europe road where they do not seem to know how to make straight and narrow mountain roads. So they look like Ortega Highway.

I was going to go there and have apple pie cuz they got good apple pie at the restaurant but I slow down and go in the parking lot area and I notice that there is way too much wind. And that is why there are not all those bikers at the biker bar a couple miles back. They have a nice view, but before I look at it I get me a cup of coffee. They have bottomless cups but I only have one cup and then after the food, I have one refill.

I have chili because I am chili. See, I wanted to go here so I can practice to take the picture of the good food for the tv show and I suppose I should call that gal up and tell her I am getting better, maybe tomorrow, huh?

Now, if you look at my bike, first of all, you can not see my indecent license plate because I stood so the sun shine on it but then also, look at the shadow beside the bike. I put my helmet on the seat and then I turn around and take two picture of the Roadhouse sign and the building establishment and turn and my helmet is on the ground on the right side of the shadow about 4 feet or 5 feet away from the motorbike.

So then I pick up my helmet from the ground and I am standing on the other side of the bike and I put my heavy leather gloves on the seat while I put the helmet on, and the wind make the gloves hit the ground about 4 or 5 feet away from the bike except this time in the OTHER direction!!! Righteous wind! And it swirls a lot too. My bike has the slippery fairing and so I do not notice it when I am riding, but standing there like that, it would have been hard to stand on one leg, the wind would try to blow you over. That is why there were not so many bikes there today this afternoon. They are smarter than I am, huh?

The chili is good, the view is outstanding, the people are nice, and they won some kind f award because people vote them in on some contest on internet. I forgot what contest, but I voted last time I was there. A year ago. I will go there again for the pie next time.

After I go down the 5 curvy miles, oh I forgot one part, I look for something to say while I eat the chili and I think, that it would be funny to say that the road is so twisty and turny that they even have a 360 degree turn but that is stupid nonsense and I think 180, but that is a ordinary hairpin turn, so common so I think maybe 270 degrees turn is good and I giggle for being so silly. But then!!! A couple miles down the Lake Elsinore side of the hill is a road sign that shows a 270 degree turn!!! And it is such a turn too. The road drops so fast that when you get done with the turn you are facing the road above you and then you make a hard right and keep going. It is a very steep hill and that is a awesome turn.

And so then I go to the other side of the lake and head south past Pachango gambling dancing and flirting place (some chic told me women go there to pick up guys) and I go home past escondido and wild animal park and on to where I started from. I have gone basically in a big circle. Total round trip for this short ride is 155 miles back to my place.

Hey! Miss Produceress, Show-Host-Person! This is a nice picture of some food, huh???
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hot and black, no sugar, no cream
that is sun tea on the rail, they make it like that.

百靈的曲調， A song to live by

All you guys that look at Bai's blog here:
ling-bai.blogspot.com/2009/03/look-how-crazy-hollywood-is.html
I have a picture to make her feel at home here by me. Same legs, same trim body, same junky studio, well, same junky studio anyway's and she probably looks way better naked, consult her movies for details.

So that was me when I signed up for the job as movie star. It is down the blog here somewhere and I mention why the sky is blue here compared to Hollywood. And so we are a better "on location" location compared to them. We just go outside and shoot, they have to drive somewhere.

So anyway, they call me up. I am supposed to fill up all the seats in a event stadium. They want to scan a camera across the seats and see them all full. I will merely move from seat to seat while they are on the other side of the arena, the event location, and they will film me each time I am sitting. But it is not too practical so they give me 10 or 12 dozen able body assistance and so we can move from section to section.

And for a few hours, we get up, move, sit down, wait a few seconds, get up, move, sit down, wait a few seconds and so on until we sit in every section.

But I don't have pictures because it is not my film. So I don't have camera with me. That was how it was like also, when I got to stand in the Mohave desert for two days and practice for this roll. On that one, I did nothing all day standing up. On this one I did nothing for a half a day, but it was sitting down, so it is almost the same. And that is the key to good learning. My acting skills are getting better because I did not try to over-extend my abilities too far and remained within the roll. Still, I have no pictures. So I post that other one up there.

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why in the world would anybody...

btw, you people that were wondering, this is NOT the highly aticipated and much bally-hooed blog about the woman and the mirror vs the woman in the mirror.
I do that another time.
And no, I did not go to LA yet either.

So I was talking to another spam person, this one from myspace of someone that has turned up in africa, many of them do that you know.
This one is from umnnn I ferget the name of the town but they said Nigeria, home of the scams. well, I found this cute little counter and put it on myspace and no one from Nigeria has visited my page.

But someone from Kenya did.

Why the heck would someone from Kenya pretend to be from Nigeria? And in case you wonder, she did not ask for money either.

Anyway, I was a little disappointed in the counter because it succinctly shows that nobody visits my page. I put it up yesterday and there is hardly no one there. Barely a dozen and a half names mostly USA. The two from the phillipines are there because I asked someone to see if it works and then there is kenya and I do not know anyone in the other two countries.

Things were different by putting it up on my modelmayhem page. 15 countries after only one day! I guess people that take pictures like to look at pictures too.

hmnnn, I wonder if those "list" at the bottom make a difference.

They are 4 lists to photos of some of the HOTTEST images in the world that happen to be on modelmayhem!! Oh, yeah, I took the picture in the middle.

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A liitle bit of rain and a barbeque

So it turns out i have not cooked meat indoors in six months or so. I been using the barbeque in the back. I put a thermometer in the front, drilled a whole there for it and it is easy to clean up, just turn it on high on both burners and when it gets to be 650degrees F and the metal starts to glow and get soft, then you turn it off and later you just tap the sides and all the black stuff falls off. It makes a bit of smoke but that is for the benefit of the people 17 miles away, they can smell the smoke and go: Hey! Someone's having a barbeque!

Well that means I gotta drag the thing across the rocks on those little bitty wheels to get it away from the hose by the porch so the smoke don't get in your eyes like the song says because. well, that is just because. so the landlady decides there should be a cover for it. a cover on steriods. consult picture. it took longer to cut the tree down where the palm is sitting on the brick than it did for her to interior decorate the cover.

So it was raining just a bit, cloudy and gray, so i jacked the asa/iso on the camera and took a picture. here it is, just for you!!!

There was absolutely nothing there all the way to the fence, like half a hour before I took the picture. It is amazing what a motivated person can do with a home depot card and a shovel in such a short amount of time. Except for the orchid in the middle, that was one of the ones by the door. the barbeque is in the back. It used to be where I was standing with the camera. click on the pic to make it bigger.footnote: The barbeque did not make it the hole day, it is in the way, it does not fit in with all the plants. So it is by the fence way over on the side in the back where it can be out of the way. I pull a muscle trying to make the apple tree roots go away and now the fern is where the barbeque was and there are more plants there also. But it looks pretty!!

Producers of Dreams

I was playing with babel translater again after reading Bai Ling's blog today and so I translate her words back and forth and make poetry. Sort of. Here is what I got.
She is here: Bai Ling Blog for today or a day or two ago click here

She talk of naked this and naked that and so anyway, I play like so with Babel, first I translate alpha to sino trad and then sino trad back to alpha and I get this:

naked nakedness
赤裸裸體
naked naked

The naked Bai has naked blond feathers
赤裸百靈有赤裸白膚金髮的羽毛
The naked Bai has the naked white skin golden hair feather

But enough about me. Some years ago, I made a bad camera purchase decision and topped it off with a bad filter purchase decision too. I bought a polarizer that has a yellow tinge added to it and that was supposed to make everything better. It just made it yellow. Yellow is ok for hair, or blond, rather, but it is not so good for polarizers. And it only sort of polarized things because it was circular and it dropped the light by 2 or 3 f-stops so I had the camera on 800 ASA / ISO and so it was grainy to boot. Now I have BibblePro from BibbleLabs so I play with the picture again and I set autocolor on blue and it moves the sliders around and helps some, and I added a little bit of Noise Ninja too. Noise Ninja does magic.

I notice things about this gal's hair but not until later, when we eat junk mexican food beside that place that probably had bird poop on the tables and no, the place does not have table cloths. And I know how to make the hair touch up but I will not reveal the details here. It does not matter. I did not notice earlier and since it was a model event for mostly younger ones and some had parents, I did not assume she was a parent because she did not have younger one so I assumed she was model. Bashful model. She is a beautiful model.

And it took me almost two hours to get her to act playful. She did. Eventually. But the pictures all stunk because the camera is no good and the ASA is wrong for good pictures and the filter is bad investment and actually, the only thing good about the picture is that she is pretty. I think in the end she act pretty because she think no one was watching, like she is more used to being on the other side of the camera.

So here is the picture the way BibblePro fix it. I have 200 pictures so your choice of which one is best may be different than mine. It is slightly pink the way Bai Ling's pictures are today, consult the link above for details.

So what do you think? Let me know, huh?

(this picture temporarily removed cuz she said I can do another picture)

yippie!!!

百靈有一隻俏麗的貓 The Lark got the Pretty Kitty

I was playing with yahoo's babel again. I do that sometimes. It changes phrases so today I put in a phrase and got this:

熱性感，嗅到您的幸福微笑。
Then I translate it back and got this:
The hot sex appeal, smells your happy smile.
It had originally come from this:
Hot sexy, Smell the smile of your happiness.

So anyway, I received a picture in the email of this woman and her kitty and so I fold the picture in half so you can see her kitty better. This is a righteous sized cat! Looks at those paws!! They are like waay bigger than her hands! This kitty is a tiger! But sleepy. Notice how that always feed the kitty before you get to play with it? No chance to get your hands on one of those unless you make sure the dietary needs are fulfilled first.
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bling looks good around your neck

I get stabilizer for webcam. It is way cheap compared to Steadycam products. And it works for cams that are light weight. So I take picture. In bathroom. You never know when you may have to take picture or webcam in bathroom, like when you have visiter. And also, I take picture of brown orchid flower.

I have 百靈 mail from Hong Kong

I got p o box mail today. I had to wait in line but it was for a good cause. They look like genuine dvd's with shrink wrap. and I include the links down below from what it said on the box. The box has pretty picture of Miss Ling on it too. Now i have to find a friend with tv so I can watch. Maybe this weekend.




hk Monkey King part i

hk Monkey King part ii

愉快的中國新年紅色上升了

愉快的中國新年紅色上升了
Happy China New Year Red Rose

I am out for a ride, who would have thunk you can go ride this time of year? I have my british Frank Thomas jacket on, with liner and it feels like I am wearing a spacesuit, nice and warm. I have already gone 200 miles this year. And I got my new plates, but I do not have a picture. Mine are rightfully called "vanity plates". I got the DMV abreviation for my bike brand off my registration and I told themI want that for my plates and they talk to me and said OK. and so my plates say KAWK which is short for kawasaki, of course.

Everybody knows that, huh? Yes.

new years wishes and dreams

I was designated driver at one of those parties like you talk about where no one will ever see each other again. My friend ask me at last minute. she want to meet a guy from a dating site and he will be there. it was all 30-ish people and I have not been 30-ish for a few years. But they have nice dj music. so another friend from many miles away wants to know "the poop" on im this morning and we talk and gossip. she talk about her guy but I keep that part to herself


wheeler92196 Michael: maybe 50 or 60 people
((she says)): soo the new years was great
((she says)): i thought you were staying in
wheeler92196 Michael: I have not been to a new year party in 6 or 8 years
wheeler92196 Michael: I got a late call to d-d
wheeler92196 Michael: dsignated drive
((she says)): who is ddd
wheeler92196 Michael: did met her guy there
wheeler92196 Michael: from pof
wheeler92196 Michael: he was nice and we followed hi home until the last turn and then we moved on
wheeler92196 Michael: easy way to meet-and-dump all in the same evening
wheeler92196 Michael: he was not 100% what she wanted
wheeler92196 Michael: maybe they will see each other again
((she says)): did she have sex
wheeler92196 Michael: by her self maybe, I dunno
((she says)): do you want to do her
((she says)): have you ever wanted to have sex with her
wheeler92196 Michael: and lose a good friend??
((she says)): lol
((she says)): good answer
((she says)): :)
((she says)): have you ever come on to each other
wheeler92196 Michael: I can always rent a dvd, friends are far and few between
((she says)): lol
wheeler92196 Michael: I got to put the sticky tape on to hold up her thigh-highs cuz I can see better
wheeler92196 Michael: that is what friends are for