this really bugs me

I went for a ride way up high in the air where the air is clear. I stopped and talked to a guy. Mostly cuz there were not hardly any people there but he was stopped and he had the same brand bike as me. Except different color. He was planning to travel the length of south america and was gonna get a new bike, bmw or ktm I think he wanted. they cost 2x or 3x what mine cost, maybe more.

Anyway, there was a cloud of critters in the air. everywhere so I took a couple pics of them with my point-and-shoot and post them here so you can see what kind of bugs fly way up high in the air. They probably did not think they were way up high in the air because they were near the ground. But they were. maybe 5ooo feet or so.
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Bai Ling Makes Waves

Rally for Kids Scavenger Hunt is the event and this is Bai Ling being basically, Bai Ling. It is a frame grab from a u-tube and then past it in to a gimp.org photo.

Ms Ling ask what kind and color car she was in. I think it was this kind and this color here in this picture.

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I looked for a balloon today

I went and look for balloon today but it is too windy. So I keep going north and stop for gas at San Clemente cuz it is 50 miles from home and it looks like a good place to stop and then I go another 10 miles or so and go to San Juan Capistrano but I don't go to the beach I go in land and instead, I take the 74, the Ortega Highway which they have re-built so the windy twisty turns parts look like a Europe road where they do not seem to know how to make straight and narrow mountain roads. So they look like Ortega Highway.

I was going to go there and have apple pie cuz they got good apple pie at the restaurant but I slow down and go in the parking lot area and I notice that there is way too much wind. And that is why there are not all those bikers at the biker bar a couple miles back. They have a nice view, but before I look at it I get me a cup of coffee. They have bottomless cups but I only have one cup and then after the food, I have one refill.

I have chili because I am chili. See, I wanted to go here so I can practice to take the picture of the good food for the tv show and I suppose I should call that gal up and tell her I am getting better, maybe tomorrow, huh?

Now, if you look at my bike, first of all, you can not see my indecent license plate because I stood so the sun shine on it but then also, look at the shadow beside the bike. I put my helmet on the seat and then I turn around and take two picture of the Roadhouse sign and the building establishment and turn and my helmet is on the ground on the right side of the shadow about 4 feet or 5 feet away from the motorbike.

So then I pick up my helmet from the ground and I am standing on the other side of the bike and I put my heavy leather gloves on the seat while I put the helmet on, and the wind make the gloves hit the ground about 4 or 5 feet away from the bike except this time in the OTHER direction!!! Righteous wind! And it swirls a lot too. My bike has the slippery fairing and so I do not notice it when I am riding, but standing there like that, it would have been hard to stand on one leg, the wind would try to blow you over. That is why there were not so many bikes there today this afternoon. They are smarter than I am, huh?

The chili is good, the view is outstanding, the people are nice, and they won some kind f award because people vote them in on some contest on internet. I forgot what contest, but I voted last time I was there. A year ago. I will go there again for the pie next time.

After I go down the 5 curvy miles, oh I forgot one part, I look for something to say while I eat the chili and I think, that it would be funny to say that the road is so twisty and turny that they even have a 360 degree turn but that is stupid nonsense and I think 180, but that is a ordinary hairpin turn, so common so I think maybe 270 degrees turn is good and I giggle for being so silly. But then!!! A couple miles down the Lake Elsinore side of the hill is a road sign that shows a 270 degree turn!!! And it is such a turn too. The road drops so fast that when you get done with the turn you are facing the road above you and then you make a hard right and keep going. It is a very steep hill and that is a awesome turn.

And so then I go to the other side of the lake and head south past Pachango gambling dancing and flirting place (some chic told me women go there to pick up guys) and I go home past escondido and wild animal park and on to where I started from. I have gone basically in a big circle. Total round trip for this short ride is 155 miles back to my place.

Hey! Miss Produceress, Show-Host-Person! This is a nice picture of some food, huh???
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hot and black, no sugar, no cream
that is sun tea on the rail, they make it like that.

百靈的曲調， A song to live by

All you guys that look at Bai's blog here:
ling-bai.blogspot.com/2009/03/look-how-crazy-hollywood-is.html
I have a picture to make her feel at home here by me. Same legs, same trim body, same junky studio, well, same junky studio anyway's and she probably looks way better naked, consult her movies for details.

So that was me when I signed up for the job as movie star. It is down the blog here somewhere and I mention why the sky is blue here compared to Hollywood. And so we are a better "on location" location compared to them. We just go outside and shoot, they have to drive somewhere.

So anyway, they call me up. I am supposed to fill up all the seats in a event stadium. They want to scan a camera across the seats and see them all full. I will merely move from seat to seat while they are on the other side of the arena, the event location, and they will film me each time I am sitting. But it is not too practical so they give me 10 or 12 dozen able body assistance and so we can move from section to section.

And for a few hours, we get up, move, sit down, wait a few seconds, get up, move, sit down, wait a few seconds and so on until we sit in every section.

But I don't have pictures because it is not my film. So I don't have camera with me. That was how it was like also, when I got to stand in the Mohave desert for two days and practice for this roll. On that one, I did nothing all day standing up. On this one I did nothing for a half a day, but it was sitting down, so it is almost the same. And that is the key to good learning. My acting skills are getting better because I did not try to over-extend my abilities too far and remained within the roll. Still, I have no pictures. So I post that other one up there.

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why in the world would anybody...

btw, you people that were wondering, this is NOT the highly aticipated and much bally-hooed blog about the woman and the mirror vs the woman in the mirror.
I do that another time.
And no, I did not go to LA yet either.

So I was talking to another spam person, this one from myspace of someone that has turned up in africa, many of them do that you know.
This one is from umnnn I ferget the name of the town but they said Nigeria, home of the scams. well, I found this cute little counter and put it on myspace and no one from Nigeria has visited my page.

But someone from Kenya did.

Why the heck would someone from Kenya pretend to be from Nigeria? And in case you wonder, she did not ask for money either.

Anyway, I was a little disappointed in the counter because it succinctly shows that nobody visits my page. I put it up yesterday and there is hardly no one there. Barely a dozen and a half names mostly USA. The two from the phillipines are there because I asked someone to see if it works and then there is kenya and I do not know anyone in the other two countries.

Things were different by putting it up on my modelmayhem page. 15 countries after only one day! I guess people that take pictures like to look at pictures too.

hmnnn, I wonder if those "list" at the bottom make a difference.

They are 4 lists to photos of some of the HOTTEST images in the world that happen to be on modelmayhem!! Oh, yeah, I took the picture in the middle.

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A liitle bit of rain and a barbeque

So it turns out i have not cooked meat indoors in six months or so. I been using the barbeque in the back. I put a thermometer in the front, drilled a whole there for it and it is easy to clean up, just turn it on high on both burners and when it gets to be 650degrees F and the metal starts to glow and get soft, then you turn it off and later you just tap the sides and all the black stuff falls off. It makes a bit of smoke but that is for the benefit of the people 17 miles away, they can smell the smoke and go: Hey! Someone's having a barbeque!

Well that means I gotta drag the thing across the rocks on those little bitty wheels to get it away from the hose by the porch so the smoke don't get in your eyes like the song says because. well, that is just because. so the landlady decides there should be a cover for it. a cover on steriods. consult picture. it took longer to cut the tree down where the palm is sitting on the brick than it did for her to interior decorate the cover.

So it was raining just a bit, cloudy and gray, so i jacked the asa/iso on the camera and took a picture. here it is, just for you!!!

There was absolutely nothing there all the way to the fence, like half a hour before I took the picture. It is amazing what a motivated person can do with a home depot card and a shovel in such a short amount of time. Except for the orchid in the middle, that was one of the ones by the door. the barbeque is in the back. It used to be where I was standing with the camera. click on the pic to make it bigger.footnote: The barbeque did not make it the hole day, it is in the way, it does not fit in with all the plants. So it is by the fence way over on the side in the back where it can be out of the way. I pull a muscle trying to make the apple tree roots go away and now the fern is where the barbeque was and there are more plants there also. But it looks pretty!!