Saturday, January 24, 2009

愉快的中國新年紅色上升了


愉快的中國新年紅色上升了
Happy China New Year Red Rose

I am out for a ride, who would have thunk you can go ride this time of year? I have my british Frank Thomas jacket on, with liner and it feels like I am wearing a spacesuit, nice and warm. I have already gone 200 miles this year. And I got my new plates, but I do not have a picture. Mine are rightfully called "vanity plates". I got the DMV abreviation for my bike brand off my registration and I told themI want that for my plates and they talk to me and said OK. and so my plates say KAWK which is short for kawasaki, of course.

Everybody knows that, huh? Yes.

Thursday, January 1, 2009

new years wishes and dreams

I was designated driver at one of those parties like you talk about where no one will ever see each other again. My friend ask me at last minute. she want to meet a guy from a dating site and he will be there. it was all 30-ish people and I have not been 30-ish for a few years. But they have nice dj music. so another friend from many miles away wants to know "the poop" on im this morning and we talk and gossip. she talk about her guy but I keep that part to herself


wheeler92196 Michael: maybe 50 or 60 people
((she says)): soo the new years was great
((she says)): i thought you were staying in
wheeler92196 Michael: I have not been to a new year party in 6 or 8 years
wheeler92196 Michael: I got a late call to d-d
wheeler92196 Michael: dsignated drive
((she says)): who is ddd
wheeler92196 Michael: did met her guy there
wheeler92196 Michael: from pof
wheeler92196 Michael: he was nice and we followed hi home until the last turn and then we moved on
wheeler92196 Michael: easy way to meet-and-dump all in the same evening
wheeler92196 Michael: he was not 100% what she wanted
wheeler92196 Michael: maybe they will see each other again
((she says)): did she have sex
wheeler92196 Michael: by her self maybe, I dunno
((she says)): do you want to do her
((she says)): have you ever wanted to have sex with her
wheeler92196 Michael: and lose a good friend??
((she says)): lol
((she says)): good answer
((she says)): :)
((she says)): have you ever come on to each other
wheeler92196 Michael: I can always rent a dvd, friends are far and few between
((she says)): lol
wheeler92196 Michael: I got to put the sticky tape on to hold up her thigh-highs cuz I can see better
wheeler92196 Michael: that is what friends are for

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

美妙的新年 Wonderful new year

I post to sino blog and I left b.ling comment too

This is her page
b-ling-blog
and this is my page
michael-blog
These words
最佳的好願望和擁抱和親吻
according to yahoo babel say
"Best good desire and hug and kiss"

Babel yahoo knows best for 2009, huh? Yeah.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

The weather on Christmas

this is cool. this computer.

I wake early and it is still dark so I open the window and let the fresh air in and go downstairs and get a cup of coffee and come back up and I look at blogs and myspace and u-tube and such. Nobody is on the yahoo because of it is a holiday but it is nice to go tap tap tap on the keyboard and I mention a word or two here and there where people left some words while I was away, on the other side of the room in the bed.

And so I go downstairs and look to see what is what, it is still early, and I go to get my second cup of coffee and look in the garage and the pies and cakes and presents are there by the car where the others will go for the day and so the stack by the little tree is small now since the presents coming back will be unwrapped and thanked for elsewhere. And so my coffee is microwaved and so I go back up stairs to think what I may do on this day. It is lighter now and quiet. Out side looks good, no blue sky yet but it is early, well, I did not look in the screen at the lower corner for the time, but it seems early since there is no sun yet. But it is really a hour and a half since I woke up, I do not really see out the window, I just look, to see the time and since I see the promise of the blue sky, I do a google on san diego weather to see if maybe I can ride my bike today.

Google says it is raining here. That's odd, it never says that. It does not rain here much, besides, I had looked out the window, but as I had said, I did not really look, I had only looked up to see what time it is. It is easy to tell what time it is by looking out my window. When it is light, it is day time and when it is not light then it is not day time. But I did not see rain. So I look again, Yes! It is raining! A soft gentle rain, and yes it is quiet. So I go out side and look, and it is wet and I come back upstairs and look out the window again and yes, now the rain falls some of it at 45 degrees angle and some of it is also, now and then completely sideways so I close the window because it is wet.

How did the computer know? This is amazing, the computer knows it is raining outside my window! I did not even know that!! I wonder about my mom, she has no computer. And yet, she seems always to know what the weather is like. Maybe she has a tv. Do you think?

I think it is too wet to ride my bike today.

Merry Christmas to you all!

Friday, December 12, 2008

My sino blog: wheeler92196的博客

I have sino blog, yup sure do. had a devil of a time logging in and logging out. I had to use babel to translate everything.

http://blog.sina.com.cn/wheeler92196

I used it to say something on Miss Ling's blog. She talks about wild animals right now.


Friday, December 5, 2008

"In Fat U 8 Ed" aka "The Fish Tank"


Hi! This video is supposed to make a cat named Qiji go nuts. The Cat has a owner that blogs and falls asleep in front of the i-book with The Cat there two on the bed. And so The Cat plays with The Mouse as cats so often do, except The i-Book has a track ball, and so this is put here so that The Cat can watch something while The Owner sleeps.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Get Packin' Man !!

I went to the post office and they have new rules for THE ENVELOPE. You can put as much as you want in THE ENVELOPE but you can not tape it shut no more. I used to tape it shut. So they said they can not ship it. They say it is because it have tape on it. So I say I will remove the tape. So I whip out my blade and go shlip shlip shlip scritch scritch shlip shlip and soon the tape is all gone. The envelope stays shut!!! So they take it and charge me the Any-Where-In-The-World price and it is now on its way to one of my many girlfriends. Today, I decide to see how much I can send, how much I can put in THE ENVELOPE and so I look for the biggest chocolate sack that I can move all the stuff around in. and so I make this video.

I use Aiptek Action HD cheap cheap camera and although it does 1080P 30 fps I use 720P 60 fps and then I make it slower and smaller with AVS editor but it is not really all that much smaller. It is just better because the audio did not line up proper when I look at the dot mov version from the camera.

Oh yeah, I just lay the camera over there and so you have to lay down in the bed to watch and to daydream about how you will get the chocolate, if You send me THE ADDRESS !!! Oh, yeah, the camera has 3x optical zoom and fits in THE SHIRT POCKET even with THE PADDED CASE that comes with it. I put the camera about 5 feet away from the chair and there is a lamp with spiral florescent bulb near there and then another spiral bulb lamp about 5 or 6 feet away. But the first version did not upload so I had to crunch it smaller so it is only 14 MB and then the uploader took it.

I was surprised you can hear the voice (MINE!!) because I did not talk loud, I just mumble to myself. btw, I have plenty of empty paper to put more of THE ADDRESS on to... and the store has more of THE CHOCOLATE...