I am going to act like I know what I am doing

I went to Stu's diner and parked my bike. and then I went to the left a short distance and filled out a application to be a movie star. Stu has a movie company. Film's stuff.. that sort of thing. With plot and scenery and background etc. I will be background. Here is his diner.


You people in LA take note.

The sign is white.
The building is silver.
The tree is green.
And the sky? Look close at the sky!!!
You know what color that is?
It is blue!!!

Is your sky like that, the color blue?

Actually, there is a reason for it.
The view is to the east.
And the town over there has a ordanance.
And it says that you can not smoke in public
anywhere that members of the public are
likely to be encountered.

And so the sky is always clear blue like that!!!

Click on the picture, it gets bigger, all the way
to 1920 by 1080 pixies.

And say Hi to the waitress for me
Us starving actors can not afford to eat there.

Actually, I was not starving, when I first showed
up the line was too long so I went to a burger place
and had a triple-cheese-mayo-lettuce-tomato-only

And a glass of water. Can you guess the place?
Actually, it is the other one, the one across the
highway, cuz I went there to get gas too.

When I came back the line was shorter and
so I mingled and talked and filled out

The Application

toodle do for today

Alien from Mars Captures Facelss Man

Yup, you heard it here first. National Inquirerere will not have the story by the time this goes to press. I have picture. Actually, the martian is from the moon and that is the one on the right with the moontan all alabaster. They use lots of Oil of L.A. to get the skin so smooth, Did you kow that?

If you look close, the other person has no face, that is a flat spot in the front. You have two Allen Screws with special wrench so you can save face when you go out in public. You leave it at home and just bolt it on later.

I had to convert the pic to 64 bits and yank the color hard to make the she-woman white. I thinkshe may have started out as chinese before I did that, but I took poetic liberity.

Let me see if I can put the pic here. hhmmm

They ALWAYS say that

Ok, so I got laid off so I look for work. Some people don't take this seriously. Like me for example. I have to tell everybody about it.
So there are these people in Africa that always seem to find me and want to have me buy them 300 dolar phones etc but since it is too hard to ship can I send money instead. so I buy a $5 phone once and tell her it is cheap to ship. I never hear from her again after that. They all seem to be that way.

Anyway, I see one of them is on and as I have talked to her before, I talk some more.

Here goes:

wheeler92196 Michael: hello Miss Africa
wheeler92196 Michael: I am going to be a famous movie star
leslie smith: ok
wheeler92196 Michael: I am unemployed and so I got to do something and famous movie stars are always unemployed first
wheeler92196 Michael: some of them wait on tables but that is not in my skill set
leslie smith: ok
wheeler92196 Michael: they have a casting company that is shooting in san diego and they need people sometimes to stand and do nothing
wheeler92196 Michael: I have much practice at sit-and-do-nothing but I think I can learn how to stand and do nothing
wheeler92196 Michael: they are filming The Ex Files, a new series, for tv right now here in town
wheeler92196 Michael: it is about some gal that has to chase after her Ex's
wheeler92196 Michael: today they did a different movie and you had to have a surf board and or a skate board and you had to ride the roller coaster down by the board walk all day as the background
wheeler92196 Michael: but I don't have surfer board or skateboard and I have not had my big interview yet
wheeler92196 Michael: ok, huh?
leslie smith: can u do me a favour?
wheeler92196 Michael: sure
leslie smith: give me money
wheeler92196 Michael: how much?
leslie smith: 410
wheeler92196 Michael: you come from here, I think you have money, or anyway maybe a little bit of money, huh?
wheeler92196 Michael: $4.10 ??
wheeler92196 Michael: That's not much money
leslie smith: 410 $
wheeler92196 Michael: oh, you put the $ sign on the other end
wheeler92196 Michael: what is the $10 part for?
leslie smith: yeah
leslie smith: i mean $410
wheeler92196 Michael: that's a lot of money
wheeler92196 Michael: it takes me 2 whole days to earn that much money
wheeler92196 Michael: except I do not have a job right now
leslie smith: waow
wheeler92196 Michael: I have been unemployed for, um, well, one whole day so far
leslie smith: oh i c
leslie smith: i am so sorry ok
leslie smith: what work do u do now
wheeler92196 Michael: I look for work
wheeler92196 Michael: anything technical
leslie smith: ok
leslie smith: i need it for my exam ok
leslie smith: o k ok
leslie smith: how much can you afford
wheeler92196 Michael: exam?
leslie smith: yeah registration
wheeler92196 Michael: I did not know there was anything in Africa that was that so expensive
leslie smith: eyah a ltitle bit
leslie smith: Its for a Master"S EXAM
wheeler92196 Michael: for a diploma
leslie smith: Degree Yeash
wheeler92196 Michael: Are you studying English?
leslie smith: Yes i studied art and entertinament...also did linguistics
wheeler92196 Michael: maybe when I work
leslie smith: ok

sigh, she has not learned enough English to know what broke means.

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

This is from the Wikipedia listing about a 1974 song
that was real popular in europe back in the disco-daze

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi (ce soir)? is a Creole
version of a French phrase that has become well-known
in the English-speaking world through popular songs.
It means "Do you want to sleep with me (tonight)?" and
is perhaps best known from the song "Lady Marmalade,"

I was reading Bai-Ling-Blog today and she spoke french
and I noted that I did not have enough experience with
things french, like numbers and such. The next line of
the song in the sample clip is the french expression above
but as it is just a sample, they did not include that part.

Don't know who the guy is.

The fish bit worked

Yes, It stunk so bad, I am not to bring fish anywhere near the house so long as I rent here. Ever. I am to stick with pork and beef and chicken. I can barbeque them all I want. The landlady even forgot about the salmon. So it was a most successful barbeque.

I got me a point-and-shoot camera and so the pics up on the profile I did on Sunday.

The Sundae on Sunday was superb. I had Mango Sherbit with Chocolate, for the two scoops with crunched up almonds for the nuts and with hot chocolate sauce.

My friend had the plain vanilla but soince he was stuck in the van with the wheel chair because of parking issues, he turned it around later and we went to ther estaurant and that is where you see me for my portrait picture. Well, he gets the plain vanilla with one scoop plus also crsuhed almonds and also whipped cream topping with cherry, yeah, mine had a cherry maraschino too, and he had the other kind of chocolate syrup but I forget what it was.

This all happened in Ocean Beach California. On Newport Avenue. Or BLVD or St or Rd or whatever.

I barbequed a fish

Yup sure did. I have not done that before. Barbeque a fish. Actually, it is the first fish I eat this year. I think. Maybe. I am not sure if the last fish I eat was last year or early this year.

Actually, I had a little bit of broiled salmon at a party on July 4. It went fast so I only got a couple bites. It was pretty good. It was on sale cheap. About $2 a pound. You had to cut it up yourself. Someone else cut it up and also broiled it in the oven. That stuff is normally about $7 here. I was being encouraged to develop a liking for fish. That fish. Or halibut, which is $12 a pound. So I had to fine cheap fish fast before this train of thought got out of hand.

White sea bass is $1.99 a pound most days so that will have to do. Also called Corvina or something else too. Don't remember. Anyway, it stunk like hell so I do not think it was fresh. So I put it in a second bag and tied a knot and put it in the freezer so it did not smell. The stinky water froze. and I called and had the fish taken out of the freezer in the afternoon.

It was already clean by the time I got home and did not smell anymore either. I got some words about how I do not know how to buy fresh fish and look for some that do not have the red eyes. So today I look there again and yes, they have both kinds but this time it is not so late and the store smell nice and clean and not like last time when even by the front door it smell like smelly rotten fish.

So then I season the fish. Well, I set a spice on the counter and as if by majic, the little green fruits were cut open and dribbled on the fish because that is like lemon and makes the smell go away. I do not know what the little green fruits are, they are about 3/4" or small in diameter.

And the cajun spices help the fish and plus some olive oil, blended with canola oil went on the inside and also on the outside and one fish got salty soy sauce and mine did not. I had two fish, see? Ok, and so it finds it's way to the grill. I carried the plate to the grill and then I put one on but then I had help and so that one got moved and so the other one got there too. i checked and cuz I had put a thermometer in the grill door, it was 400 degrees F.

And I put the timer on 7 minutes and then I did the flipping cuz the fish was still stuck. They got another 6 or 7 minutes and mine could have used another minute cuz there was a bite, a small bite in the middle that did not get off the bone cuz it was still sushi. So I left it on the bone and donated the one little leftover bite to the garbage can.

All in all, it was pretty good and the cost was not much. Today I looked for other types of fish and I also bought pande sol and some kind of round flat-ish bread with butter cream frosting and raisins inside and also a half of a kabocha which is something that looks like a small Hubbard winter squash so I figured it would cook the same. Maybe tomorrow.

Today I had pan de sol rolls, three of them, with butter and peanutbutter and jam and also a coca cola.

I'm still hungry. bummer.

I ride my bike past your window last night

I feel like riding. So I sleep. See?



This is how all the famous super models lay on the bike.
They do it better than me. But I will practice.
Maybe I need a super model to be my personal trainer in this matter.
Or a super actress with cute bangs to act like the super model.
with rose colored glasses.
so she thinks I am ok.