百靈的曲調， A song to live by

All you guys that look at Bai's blog here:
ling-bai.blogspot.com/2009/03/look-how-crazy-hollywood-is.html
I have a picture to make her feel at home here by me. Same legs, same trim body, same junky studio, well, same junky studio anyway's and she probably looks way better naked, consult her movies for details.

So that was me when I signed up for the job as movie star. It is down the blog here somewhere and I mention why the sky is blue here compared to Hollywood. And so we are a better "on location" location compared to them. We just go outside and shoot, they have to drive somewhere.

So anyway, they call me up. I am supposed to fill up all the seats in a event stadium. They want to scan a camera across the seats and see them all full. I will merely move from seat to seat while they are on the other side of the arena, the event location, and they will film me each time I am sitting. But it is not too practical so they give me 10 or 12 dozen able body assistance and so we can move from section to section.

And for a few hours, we get up, move, sit down, wait a few seconds, get up, move, sit down, wait a few seconds and so on until we sit in every section.

But I don't have pictures because it is not my film. So I don't have camera with me. That was how it was like also, when I got to stand in the Mohave desert for two days and practice for this roll. On that one, I did nothing all day standing up. On this one I did nothing for a half a day, but it was sitting down, so it is almost the same. And that is the key to good learning. My acting skills are getting better because I did not try to over-extend my abilities too far and remained within the roll. Still, I have no pictures. So I post that other one up there.

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why in the world would anybody...

btw, you people that were wondering, this is NOT the highly aticipated and much bally-hooed blog about the woman and the mirror vs the woman in the mirror.
I do that another time.
And no, I did not go to LA yet either.

So I was talking to another spam person, this one from myspace of someone that has turned up in africa, many of them do that you know.
This one is from umnnn I ferget the name of the town but they said Nigeria, home of the scams. well, I found this cute little counter and put it on myspace and no one from Nigeria has visited my page.

But someone from Kenya did.

Why the heck would someone from Kenya pretend to be from Nigeria? And in case you wonder, she did not ask for money either.

Anyway, I was a little disappointed in the counter because it succinctly shows that nobody visits my page. I put it up yesterday and there is hardly no one there. Barely a dozen and a half names mostly USA. The two from the phillipines are there because I asked someone to see if it works and then there is kenya and I do not know anyone in the other two countries.

Things were different by putting it up on my modelmayhem page. 15 countries after only one day! I guess people that take pictures like to look at pictures too.

hmnnn, I wonder if those "list" at the bottom make a difference.

They are 4 lists to photos of some of the HOTTEST images in the world that happen to be on modelmayhem!! Oh, yeah, I took the picture in the middle.

As usual, click on the pictures to make them bigger.

A liitle bit of rain and a barbeque

So it turns out i have not cooked meat indoors in six months or so. I been using the barbeque in the back. I put a thermometer in the front, drilled a whole there for it and it is easy to clean up, just turn it on high on both burners and when it gets to be 650degrees F and the metal starts to glow and get soft, then you turn it off and later you just tap the sides and all the black stuff falls off. It makes a bit of smoke but that is for the benefit of the people 17 miles away, they can smell the smoke and go: Hey! Someone's having a barbeque!

Well that means I gotta drag the thing across the rocks on those little bitty wheels to get it away from the hose by the porch so the smoke don't get in your eyes like the song says because. well, that is just because. so the landlady decides there should be a cover for it. a cover on steriods. consult picture. it took longer to cut the tree down where the palm is sitting on the brick than it did for her to interior decorate the cover.

So it was raining just a bit, cloudy and gray, so i jacked the asa/iso on the camera and took a picture. here it is, just for you!!!

There was absolutely nothing there all the way to the fence, like half a hour before I took the picture. It is amazing what a motivated person can do with a home depot card and a shovel in such a short amount of time. Except for the orchid in the middle, that was one of the ones by the door. the barbeque is in the back. It used to be where I was standing with the camera. click on the pic to make it bigger.footnote: The barbeque did not make it the hole day, it is in the way, it does not fit in with all the plants. So it is by the fence way over on the side in the back where it can be out of the way. I pull a muscle trying to make the apple tree roots go away and now the fern is where the barbeque was and there are more plants there also. But it looks pretty!!