I have Chinese Tea Egg just now

The other border make egg. He is the one that question the Tibet story and said our safe friend from today looks Mandarin. He speak like that. He also look at me funny when I say I talk to her. "How can that be?" He say. "Her features are Mandarin and so Tibet can not be. You better be careful.." He say that too.

I hear about egg for the last day and a half because they are on the stove in black water and landlady do not know what they are.

So they are cooked in English Tea and in green tea. But darker green tea than what I have. He want me to try one. I am not sure I should eat something if it smell funny, especially if it is that old. But it is not old, quite young really. And yes, the light brown skin looks good. So I peel the covering from the egg. Slowly. And I look at "it" carefully. The egg. But first I take picture.

It is not so good cold when I nibble on it.
He says "Make it warm!".
And so I do.
And it is much better.
SO I have the whole thing.

Egg must be a woman.
A Chinese woman.
Smells good warm.
Tastes good warm.
I did not have toast.
But then I have a cup of green tea.

and look at photo.

BAI LING - Foto Available (in Europe)

Ok, so I can not be famous for one more day. I look at the calender and they need 40 extras today A karoake bar from a long time ago and a karoke bar for today.

They wanted something else also, but I was not qualified as I am broke, they wanted jewelry store customer but I do not know how to look at jewelry.

Last time I had anything to do with jewelery I made it myself, earings and necklace with pendent in sterling with some kind of rock, may have been garnet or sapphire, I forget.

anyway...

I had to remove what I had here before because I receive advice from a messenger from the moon that said I should not be so naughty.

So I do something else. Remember Bai Ling say she is always so popular on the Entertainment Tonight or the E! Entertainment or what ever it is called in Germany? I find out why. I get junk mail from amazon dot de and so i browse and I find photo poster for sale of Bai Ling. It is featuring her nipples with dress, but the dress only cover up one. I post only a real small photo for USA audience but you can buy the real big version if you go there and shop. The bigger image, in HDTV size is OK for prime time audience over there on their Deutsche Welle International Broadcasting Station. This is why they feature her over there so much. Actually, they had people from way up north in China somewhere go invade europe many centuries ago and so the locals fancied a maiden or two or maybe the invaders fancied a blonde or two and so in the gene pool there, they have people with Bai's eyes and blonde hair. So she looks especially cute to them. Besides, she has those bangs and all.

Ok, so they sell "BAI LING - Foto" for price only "Preis: EUR 14,90" and it is about 16 inches by 20 inches big. They have a "Größeres Bild " on the website too but you will have to go to amazon dot de to see it.

They also have for sale a movie where she go on a International Road Trip to Paris and Las Vegas with some guy. Well, I guess that would be international for Germany, huh? It is called "Paris - The Business of Pleasure" and it is cheap and you get "Kostenlose Lieferung ab EUR 20 Bestellwert" and since it is so cheap if you buy the poster then you just make the 20 of thier units of measure so the shipping is free. It probably says inhalb deutschland somewhere but I did not see it. so I probably spelled it wrong.

I did not order the video since I can always get a autograph copy over here and so I push the "Fenster schließen" button instead.



I wonder what happens if I put that button here? hmnnn...

Dinner is served on the Moon

she said:

Michael is travelling tonight on a plane
I can see the red tail lights heading for Italy
For Italy ryhmes with Spain tonight for Michael
Oh and I can see Michael waving goodbye
God it looks like Michael, must be the clouds in my eyes

she really did too... and so I used
purple boot colored font.

That was written by a English Noble Man
He fell in to The Jon's River.
Which is a Tributary of The James River
which was named for my brother up in LA

So they Knighted him, the song master
Sir Elton In-The-Jon
They shortened it later.

I had dinner with a friend
we both ordered the same thing but
I had to take the picture
they are different, the two plates.
I got all the tomatoes before his spoon was dirty.

Actually, it was salsa with tomatoes and cilantro and such.
Salsa goes well on Italian food.

down here near mexico

OK, so I am sleeping about a hour ago and the phone rings so I get the bluetooth and lay back down and talk. And it is my friend in the bar telling me how she met the guy in the band and he has a myspace and all. It is noisy there but she can hear the bluetooth she has ok. Better than some of the people in the bar and so he is telling her his schedule and stuff. So I add him and I tell him in the little note that he is talking to her about his schedule and that he is at Mr P's in Coronado and that he is talking to my friend as I am typing this.

OK, so much for wierdness.

I have the picture of when I did my video of me talking the picture of the camera that is taking the video and how it is on the screen. Some of the notes say the wrong thing so I use the redeye removal tool and erase the handwriting and I put different handwriting on the nots here and there. I can't read the one to Bai Ling too goods, the one above the little webcam that is pointing at me and I am pointing at it (with my camera). And in the back is the computer. I could have been thinking of her when I paint it but I did not because we had not met yet. It may have been on the same plane she was on during her last commuter flight from the moon because I got it there cheap one ebay. It is not often you see a computer with those colors. Candy Apple Red and Key Lime Pie Green and SunShine yellow. Some guy that nose better says you should ALWAYS have three colors when you paint a computer because it makes the colors seem to change shape as you move your head. You can't see it with the webcam because I did not move the cam, just my head.



So anyway, she can't hear the guy in the bar too good so I go to his myspace page and I read her the stuff that he is saying because I can hear both of them and so I tell her what he is telling her. I wonder if he is amazed she can hear him above all that noise because she understands him perfectly. Except for the parts that are not on his myspace page.

If I could have a girlfriend with big boobs

Terin Taylor would be one of The Top Contenders.
If you click on it, they get bigger, to 724 by 1080 pixies.
And she is out-of-focus, but not all the way.
Just lean forward and look down. See?

Go ahead! Click on them!! They really do get bigger!!

Anyway, a couple things of note.

One: I have taken hundreds of pictures of her
And I still do not know what color her eyes are.

Two:
She is promoting a good cause.
FindingVu.com charity. Let me get the link, brb.

ok, here is the link
http://www.findingvu.com/f_events.html

She has another raffle. She says she hopes I win
but I think she just wants me to buy a ticket.
I will think about it. Just imagine her
wearing less than in the picture.

Here is her blurb, there are probably links
on there for more pretty pictures of her.
I bought a ticket last time but someone else won.

I am going to act like I know what I am doing

I went to Stu's diner and parked my bike. and then I went to the left a short distance and filled out a application to be a movie star. Stu has a movie company. Film's stuff.. that sort of thing. With plot and scenery and background etc. I will be background. Here is his diner.


You people in LA take note.

The sign is white.
The building is silver.
The tree is green.
And the sky? Look close at the sky!!!
You know what color that is?
It is blue!!!

Is your sky like that, the color blue?

Actually, there is a reason for it.
The view is to the east.
And the town over there has a ordanance.
And it says that you can not smoke in public
anywhere that members of the public are
likely to be encountered.

And so the sky is always clear blue like that!!!

Click on the picture, it gets bigger, all the way
to 1920 by 1080 pixies.

And say Hi to the waitress for me
Us starving actors can not afford to eat there.

Actually, I was not starving, when I first showed
up the line was too long so I went to a burger place
and had a triple-cheese-mayo-lettuce-tomato-only

And a glass of water. Can you guess the place?
Actually, it is the other one, the one across the
highway, cuz I went there to get gas too.

When I came back the line was shorter and
so I mingled and talked and filled out

The Application

toodle do for today

Alien from Mars Captures Facelss Man

Yup, you heard it here first. National Inquirerere will not have the story by the time this goes to press. I have picture. Actually, the martian is from the moon and that is the one on the right with the moontan all alabaster. They use lots of Oil of L.A. to get the skin so smooth, Did you kow that?

If you look close, the other person has no face, that is a flat spot in the front. You have two Allen Screws with special wrench so you can save face when you go out in public. You leave it at home and just bolt it on later.

I had to convert the pic to 64 bits and yank the color hard to make the she-woman white. I thinkshe may have started out as chinese before I did that, but I took poetic liberity.

Let me see if I can put the pic here. hhmmm

They ALWAYS say that

Ok, so I got laid off so I look for work. Some people don't take this seriously. Like me for example. I have to tell everybody about it.
So there are these people in Africa that always seem to find me and want to have me buy them 300 dolar phones etc but since it is too hard to ship can I send money instead. so I buy a $5 phone once and tell her it is cheap to ship. I never hear from her again after that. They all seem to be that way.

Anyway, I see one of them is on and as I have talked to her before, I talk some more.

Here goes:

wheeler92196 Michael: hello Miss Africa
wheeler92196 Michael: I am going to be a famous movie star
leslie smith: ok
wheeler92196 Michael: I am unemployed and so I got to do something and famous movie stars are always unemployed first
wheeler92196 Michael: some of them wait on tables but that is not in my skill set
leslie smith: ok
wheeler92196 Michael: they have a casting company that is shooting in san diego and they need people sometimes to stand and do nothing
wheeler92196 Michael: I have much practice at sit-and-do-nothing but I think I can learn how to stand and do nothing
wheeler92196 Michael: they are filming The Ex Files, a new series, for tv right now here in town
wheeler92196 Michael: it is about some gal that has to chase after her Ex's
wheeler92196 Michael: today they did a different movie and you had to have a surf board and or a skate board and you had to ride the roller coaster down by the board walk all day as the background
wheeler92196 Michael: but I don't have surfer board or skateboard and I have not had my big interview yet
wheeler92196 Michael: ok, huh?
leslie smith: can u do me a favour?
wheeler92196 Michael: sure
leslie smith: give me money
wheeler92196 Michael: how much?
leslie smith: 410
wheeler92196 Michael: you come from here, I think you have money, or anyway maybe a little bit of money, huh?
wheeler92196 Michael: $4.10 ??
wheeler92196 Michael: That's not much money
leslie smith: 410 $
wheeler92196 Michael: oh, you put the $ sign on the other end
wheeler92196 Michael: what is the $10 part for?
leslie smith: yeah
leslie smith: i mean $410
wheeler92196 Michael: that's a lot of money
wheeler92196 Michael: it takes me 2 whole days to earn that much money
wheeler92196 Michael: except I do not have a job right now
leslie smith: waow
wheeler92196 Michael: I have been unemployed for, um, well, one whole day so far
leslie smith: oh i c
leslie smith: i am so sorry ok
leslie smith: what work do u do now
wheeler92196 Michael: I look for work
wheeler92196 Michael: anything technical
leslie smith: ok
leslie smith: i need it for my exam ok
leslie smith: o k ok
leslie smith: how much can you afford
wheeler92196 Michael: exam?
leslie smith: yeah registration
wheeler92196 Michael: I did not know there was anything in Africa that was that so expensive
leslie smith: eyah a ltitle bit
leslie smith: Its for a Master"S EXAM
wheeler92196 Michael: for a diploma
leslie smith: Degree Yeash
wheeler92196 Michael: Are you studying English?
leslie smith: Yes i studied art and entertinament...also did linguistics
wheeler92196 Michael: maybe when I work
leslie smith: ok

sigh, she has not learned enough English to know what broke means.

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

This is from the Wikipedia listing about a 1974 song
that was real popular in europe back in the disco-daze

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi (ce soir)? is a Creole
version of a French phrase that has become well-known
in the English-speaking world through popular songs.
It means "Do you want to sleep with me (tonight)?" and
is perhaps best known from the song "Lady Marmalade,"

I was reading Bai-Ling-Blog today and she spoke french
and I noted that I did not have enough experience with
things french, like numbers and such. The next line of
the song in the sample clip is the french expression above
but as it is just a sample, they did not include that part.

Don't know who the guy is.