The "Real" Golden Flower

See I am happy!!! I got my Tag Limit today!!!
Other people have fake golden flowers but I found The Real Golden Flower. A Rose. I use my heavy artillary to find it too, My 300 H&H Magnum Gold Digger, My Genaric K-mart Gold Digger and My Big Green 600 British Nitro Express Gold Digger. That is the one that found The Real Gold Flower. It is actually a Flower that I found at the cemetery after the people left and I just dip it in to a bucket of molten gold that I had. A really REALLY big bucket of molten gold. And then I lost the flower so I had to find it again.

This is me with my stuff.

reggae_muffin_lad from jamaica wanna know

Yup she sure does, she is in Cebu and is swimming instructoress so she gets something from Big 5 Sports. Or some place like that. And also the stuff in the box. But you have to zoom out from the box so it is not completely clear what is there. Right? Right!!!
The room I rent is on the left.

Michael Dance for You!!!

I can dance, I can boggie, no body would ever accuse anyone of directing me in this regard. That is how it is with us good dancers. They can direct something else like how we read lines and how we eat in the restaurant and how we crumple the sheets, those, the ones you think of, and also the ones with the words written on them, but when it is the dance, I shine in your own little light by the glow of your moon.
I toast you with a rose colored glass.

Bai headlines in Italy not to long ago

Yup, you heard it hear first.

I had some spare time before the magic carpet shuttle from Atlantis airlines was gonna pick me up and give me a joy ride to thier underwater airport. Atlantis is under water you know.

Well, I went to check out the Italian chics. This one bar had nice warm ones. I pinch a bottom or two to make sure. And guess what? Guess who star on the venue sign out there on the Mark Key???

Check out the pic!!! look at the headline!! So when Bai say she have the key, she mean she have the mark key!!!

Wow! I guess another riddle!!

Actually, my friend that was texting those things back to me was getting tired of
taking pics of the same stupid sign over and over again. You see, I was not really there. Not completely.

You see, many people that say... "Michael You are not all there." Now you know why.

Well, it turns out, I saw what the sign say and I saw part of it so I say I want the pic so my friend take the pic but the top part turn on the sign and so I have the pic taken over and over again and I get it by text over and over again and look so it is turn just right so I can post blog story!!!

See? No, I did not see Bai dance nude there. But it is a good idea for a Ms Bond character huh?

Italian Barbie Doll Convention (relocated)

ok, I go, so The Convention was not in Italy.
Not even in Little Italy.
It was in Old Town, but no, it was not really in Old Town.
It was in a old part of town but it was not a photo studio.
It was a Victorian strip house. But she is not a stripper
so I did not get any photos like "that". And there was
not very much stuff in the frigitator. The owner has to buy
junk food for the relatives for the turkey day and so he has to by
red hot cheetos and corn chips and soda pops because that
is what the red hot chilli pepper relatives eat.
But I had my own soda pop so I survive.
And the floor reflect red because it is a hard wood floor of the red kind.
It was not mohogany, I do not think, but the model make
up for that because she was.

Ah! Ha!! I said something that was not "not" !!!
Knot! Knot!
Who's there?
Mahogany.
Mahogany who?
Wooden U like to know!!!

Boo! Hissss! Bad joke!!!

So she pose and I have pic. She cute too, huh?
And I got free dinner, but she missplace one outfit I bring.
So it is even. It was a small din din at denny's but the
outfit was not very big either so it is even.

There was a small din din at denny's one off-the-street
person that order 10 cups water and then leave right away
but that person was slow. Next person have muchies and move really
fast and talk faster. And can't stand still, like a mexican jumping bean.
We have eggs.

We have eggs. And potatoes. And toast. And bacon.
I got home 2:30AM

Chicken Dancer Slut Woman Soup from Wuxi

Remember the other day a couple weeks ago? When we had that one cold day? I got this movie in the mail and so I stay at home and watch the movie. That is the atlantis ocean in the background there.



Ok, see, this guy writes this blog...

Well, I was searching for the lyrics of the popular "Chicken Dancer" song which has words, according to Bai Ling, that go "you trash me you call me slut" And I do not find much of anything except something about trailer trash for a shanghai move starring HER and so I type in to the google: Wuxi Wonder Woman

and I get this blog and I post most of it here because it has humour. It is called "Andis Kaulins in China" and he says, among other things:
.......................
April 25
Wuxi and Soup.

I have a joke to tell you:

This old couple's sex life hadn't been much lately, so the wife decided to liven up.

One evening, she put on a wonder woman costume and walked into the bedroom where her husband was.

"Time for Super Sex!" she exclaimed.

The old guy looked at his wife, thought for a instance, and then said "I will take the Soup!"

Now, if this guy was in Wuxi, he probably would have taken the sex.
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.
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This afternoon, I had a woman tell me about differences between Wuxi and Guangdong province. Soup is more important to people in Guangdong than in Wuxi.

Coming from Canada, I can attest to this. The soups of Wuxi are often nothing more than tepid water with a vegetable dipped in for no more than ten minutes. I have never seen my wife spend all day making a soup. Maybe, once it took her thirty minutes to make a fish soup.

So, don't go to Wuxi for Soup. I was pleased to hear that not all of China has such bad soup as Wuxi.
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Ok, now this is me again. Mostly, I don't get the joke. You see, I think this is a good recipe for Ms Ling. Take some tepid water, but don't pee in it, that is not the best way to make water tepid.
And Dip Bai in it. Marinate with in Tequila before adding to tepid water. Stir regularily for 10 minutes. And she will be good enough to eat!!! You can garnish with baby oil if you like and also add a sprig of mint to the soup too so there is a bit of green there.

note: This is ok for both chop sticks and spoon.

Now I wonder, if you can garnish a soup with the Bai flavor, why would you want the soup from the rest of china? Is this Ling Flavor Soup plenty not good enough???

Sooner or later, someone will answer something in my blog but for now, this will have to do.

btw, I am still "on" for little italy trip. I have to look for job first but I will go later after that today.

Wish me luck!!!

B.Ling Does Lora Croft in Next Bond Movie

I show you how secret agent is supposed to look. This one is Agent A and she is a secret. Ha ha. Someone told me to paint the town red, but I only had liquid latex paint so I paint her butt red with red shorts. Then we rode around town in one of those Roamin' carts they have here with the guy in the front to turn the pedals. We went to a show that way. Nobody saw me so her disguise was good. They all look at her.

You can see also that she is the really good or the really bad secret agent. See how she interogates the guy??? He should have been sitting on the curve with me since I did not paint the part where the bikini was. Just the pants part.

lets see.. do I need color text? oops let me go to the h t m l thing and grab my colors. that's cool, I just graba short bunch of paranthesissssiss with a's and b's and br's in it and then I have color!!

as usually, click on the pics and they get bigger

Saunas will get you in HAWT water!!

I just got back from getting my ticket from China Air.
I fly there on the return trip from the Atlantis AirWaves Flight
But now they call it China Air since they fill it up with China Stewardesses.

So I talk to one and I tell her cockanamie story about B.Ling and sauna and really HAWT women and tell
her she must do like that and play in the water. And she does, and she has a name and she tell me she can
have her picture here inspite of me taking the picture and how I do not have to have
The Good Photographer take it for me, the snap shot is good enough.

Way more than good enough. I can not tell if she have the filthy thought,
I think it is more than likely she just look like that all the time,
she come from the moon too,
from one of the peninsula of the Sea of Tranquility.

She like the water but I can not get her to wear the swimsuit long enough to
get the snap so I have to turn the picture and cut the parts off the paper
that you want to see.

She has NAME too, I must mention,
she is Ms AsianDelight
and she is at modelmayhem dot com as number 837120
and I notice if you hurry, you can see the rest of the pic with out the
log in part. At this link... Or you can just click on this pic here if you can wait for the movie. And it will get bigger.


Ms AsianDelight at ModelMayhem

Nipples in Sauna




I just notice something about this photo and about the one on her page. This brown color must be hard for the camera to make in to the j-peg.

I use BibblePro and 16-bits Adobe DNG from camera and she post j-peg from camera There is a big difference between the two pictures. I know thier processing and they just upload to myspace and then right-click save and then the picture is The Right Size.

And then they erase the myspace one.
But I check and it is the same as the j-peg that I have. Yes I use the curves tool a little bit, and yes I use the Noise Ninja a little bit and I use the Portrait Professional a little bit. And then I use the Photo Impact a little bit just to rotate the pic and crop the square and then rotate the pic and crop the square again and save and then to resize and save again and yes I use the Futurix viewer to save it so it is not so big of the mega bytes, yes and all that etc. But the tonal quality is not in the j-peg. And in mine the DNG from the camera, it is there. All 16 bits of it, per color, or so it seems. So this is a case where the raw format seems to do a bit better than the j-peg format.

On the other hand, you can see The Nipples on the other page but not over here.

Wet Nipples, in ice cold sauna water.

She will show me her boobs...

No sooner is the election over and they go back to building like crazy. You saw where I park my car last night.

I wake up this morning and it is all changed, the car is still on the road but they have built everything all up.
Even the area down the street. I thought that guy was going to grow more grapes. But no! All he build is houses!!

Overnight.

Must have done it while I was sleeping last night. I think that cat Qiji would have a field day here, chasing mice and stuff, huh? They hide in all those bushes with the rabbits.

Anyways... there was discussion on another blog about the purple and the white and so I look and I see they just take the purple out with a magenta filter when they take the picture. They use one of those Rosco gels with the digital camera. But it makes the suntan go away too. So I use the inverse filter to reverse it all and make it so it the same as before, but I take the picture just a instance later so the people in the back change too. And so you can see the purple is the same as my car, it is actually blue.

And you look real close you will see that she wink at me. How can telll? Look at the catch light in the eye... it is in the shape of a heart, that's why!! Bai did that All By Her Self!! She winked at me and changed the light!!!

But she will look. She is a woman. And she will say: "Michael You know ZILCH about putting on makeup." And she will say: "My boobs don't look like THAT!!" She will be furious. She will give me lessons with how to put on the makeup.

And she will show me her boobs.




p.s. she fudged her film festival photo today same way I did this one here!!!
It is the bottom one. Bai Ling is excited-going-to-her-movie-premiere-at link

I have pictures of my home

Hi!
I stayed home on election day. I changed the screen on my kitchen window so I washed the window and then take picture out of it.

Then I put the window back in and also the screen.

First I look at the neighbor's hill. They have a big hill. With nothing on it. Then I look down to where I always park the car.

The motorbike is in the driveway to the right and that is where I take the third picture. when the sun starts to catch that LA smog from up north.

They used to have grapes on that hill but they burned down so they are broke right now until they grow some more.

The guy has a big wine cellar and he is drunk all the time, so I don't think he notice that he has no more grapes.

Guess what are GHOSEs and why I want to know!!

Last night I have china friend who say
"you have to share your GHOSEs and
crazy night with me as well,
let's meet later or tomorrow..... "


So I had to ask friend, and friend of friend of friend who does not maybe know her.
Who are these GHose's of which she speak?

So I google to give you the factoids.
Garter Ho's
She is a Garter Ho.
I go to yahoo answers to get my infomation
but they call it GarterHose.
And yes, they have spam add.
like so

This is most amazing, she read my mind
and know where I will look.
You see, she has yellow motorbike same that
and in the add it has race day emblem
This woman is fast. Fast and furious.
If I do not run out and get her some of
these ghoses of which she speak.
Today could be a great day later...

At stockings only dot com they have color choice.
Same here:

Let's see, the yahoo answers was to the
question
"How do you connect garter belts to the hose?"
but I have not learned how
to put the link here.
I will practice later with the hose.
It is fun to help her put them on
before we eat out
And it is good also later when
we get back from dinner or lunch