美妙的新年 Wonderful new year

I post to sino blog and I left b.ling comment too

This is her page
b-ling-blog
and this is my page
michael-blog
These words
最佳的好願望和擁抱和親吻
according to yahoo babel say
"Best good desire and hug and kiss"

Babel yahoo knows best for 2009, huh? Yeah.

The weather on Christmas

this is cool. this computer.

I wake early and it is still dark so I open the window and let the fresh air in and go downstairs and get a cup of coffee and come back up and I look at blogs and myspace and u-tube and such. Nobody is on the yahoo because of it is a holiday but it is nice to go tap tap tap on the keyboard and I mention a word or two here and there where people left some words while I was away, on the other side of the room in the bed.

And so I go downstairs and look to see what is what, it is still early, and I go to get my second cup of coffee and look in the garage and the pies and cakes and presents are there by the car where the others will go for the day and so the stack by the little tree is small now since the presents coming back will be unwrapped and thanked for elsewhere. And so my coffee is microwaved and so I go back up stairs to think what I may do on this day. It is lighter now and quiet. Out side looks good, no blue sky yet but it is early, well, I did not look in the screen at the lower corner for the time, but it seems early since there is no sun yet. But it is really a hour and a half since I woke up, I do not really see out the window, I just look, to see the time and since I see the promise of the blue sky, I do a google on san diego weather to see if maybe I can ride my bike today.

Google says it is raining here. That's odd, it never says that. It does not rain here much, besides, I had looked out the window, but as I had said, I did not really look, I had only looked up to see what time it is. It is easy to tell what time it is by looking out my window. When it is light, it is day time and when it is not light then it is not day time. But I did not see rain. So I look again, Yes! It is raining! A soft gentle rain, and yes it is quiet. So I go out side and look, and it is wet and I come back upstairs and look out the window again and yes, now the rain falls some of it at 45 degrees angle and some of it is also, now and then completely sideways so I close the window because it is wet.

How did the computer know? This is amazing, the computer knows it is raining outside my window! I did not even know that!! I wonder about my mom, she has no computer. And yet, she seems always to know what the weather is like. Maybe she has a tv. Do you think?

I think it is too wet to ride my bike today.

Merry Christmas to you all!

My sino blog: wheeler92196的博客

I have sino blog, yup sure do. had a devil of a time logging in and logging out. I had to use babel to translate everything.

http://blog.sina.com.cn/wheeler92196

I used it to say something on Miss Ling's blog. She talks about wild animals right now.

"In Fat U 8 Ed" aka "The Fish Tank"

Hi! This video is supposed to make a cat named Qiji go nuts. The Cat has a owner that blogs and falls asleep in front of the i-book with The Cat there two on the bed. And so The Cat plays with The Mouse as cats so often do, except The i-Book has a track ball, and so this is put here so that The Cat can watch something while The Owner sleeps.

Get Packin' Man !!

I went to the post office and they have new rules for THE ENVELOPE. You can put as much as you want in THE ENVELOPE but you can not tape it shut no more. I used to tape it shut. So they said they can not ship it. They say it is because it have tape on it. So I say I will remove the tape. So I whip out my blade and go shlip shlip shlip scritch scritch shlip shlip and soon the tape is all gone. The envelope stays shut!!! So they take it and charge me the Any-Where-In-The-World price and it is now on its way to one of my many girlfriends. Today, I decide to see how much I can send, how much I can put in THE ENVELOPE and so I look for the biggest chocolate sack that I can move all the stuff around in. and so I make this video.

I use Aiptek Action HD cheap cheap camera and although it does 1080P 30 fps I use 720P 60 fps and then I make it slower and smaller with AVS editor but it is not really all that much smaller. It is just better because the audio did not line up proper when I look at the dot mov version from the camera.

Oh yeah, I just lay the camera over there and so you have to lay down in the bed to watch and to daydream about how you will get the chocolate, if You send me THE ADDRESS !!! Oh, yeah, the camera has 3x optical zoom and fits in THE SHIRT POCKET even with THE PADDED CASE that comes with it. I put the camera about 5 feet away from the chair and there is a lamp with spiral florescent bulb near there and then another spiral bulb lamp about 5 or 6 feet away. But the first version did not upload so I had to crunch it smaller so it is only 14 MB and then the uploader took it.

I was surprised you can hear the voice (MINE!!) because I did not talk loud, I just mumble to myself. btw, I have plenty of empty paper to put more of THE ADDRESS on to... and the store has more of THE CHOCOLATE...

您是否將信任我？

I post this on another blog where people talk forever until the blog owner post a new blog and so there is a new blog almost right away. Here is my words...

This is The Relationship Talk
It is like that you know. She says:
"Honey we have to talk."
and you start to say something and
She says: "Honey Shut up"
and you get to sit and listen for
a hour and a half or more.

And yes it took almost that long
to read all the stuff she say

And so she post a real long one right after that and she want to know if I am taken yet or not. She has not taken me so she should know the answer, huh?

有空常来玩！
您是否將採取我？ 您是否將信任我？

该死！你疯了！

好久不见 最近怎么样？

下午.明天下午你有空嗎?

上海市.我沒去過上海市。

给您添麻烦了 真不好意思！

I am curious if this Penpower Chinese Expert program is any good. It is $129 in Frye's electronics but I am using the sampler trial. The one in the box has a way to draw letters.
Have you heard of it?
给您添这么多麻烦 真过意不去。

The "Real" Golden Flower

See I am happy!!! I got my Tag Limit today!!!
Other people have fake golden flowers but I found The Real Golden Flower. A Rose. I use my heavy artillary to find it too, My 300 H&H Magnum Gold Digger, My Genaric K-mart Gold Digger and My Big Green 600 British Nitro Express Gold Digger. That is the one that found The Real Gold Flower. It is actually a Flower that I found at the cemetery after the people left and I just dip it in to a bucket of molten gold that I had. A really REALLY big bucket of molten gold. And then I lost the flower so I had to find it again.

This is me with my stuff.

reggae_muffin_lad from jamaica wanna know

Yup she sure does, she is in Cebu and is swimming instructoress so she gets something from Big 5 Sports. Or some place like that. And also the stuff in the box. But you have to zoom out from the box so it is not completely clear what is there. Right? Right!!!
The room I rent is on the left.

Michael Dance for You!!!

I can dance, I can boggie, no body would ever accuse anyone of directing me in this regard. That is how it is with us good dancers. They can direct something else like how we read lines and how we eat in the restaurant and how we crumple the sheets, those, the ones you think of, and also the ones with the words written on them, but when it is the dance, I shine in your own little light by the glow of your moon.
I toast you with a rose colored glass.

Bai headlines in Italy not to long ago

Yup, you heard it hear first.

I had some spare time before the magic carpet shuttle from Atlantis airlines was gonna pick me up and give me a joy ride to thier underwater airport. Atlantis is under water you know.

Well, I went to check out the Italian chics. This one bar had nice warm ones. I pinch a bottom or two to make sure. And guess what? Guess who star on the venue sign out there on the Mark Key???

Check out the pic!!! look at the headline!! So when Bai say she have the key, she mean she have the mark key!!!

Wow! I guess another riddle!!

Actually, my friend that was texting those things back to me was getting tired of
taking pics of the same stupid sign over and over again. You see, I was not really there. Not completely.

You see, many people that say... "Michael You are not all there." Now you know why.

Well, it turns out, I saw what the sign say and I saw part of it so I say I want the pic so my friend take the pic but the top part turn on the sign and so I have the pic taken over and over again and I get it by text over and over again and look so it is turn just right so I can post blog story!!!

See? No, I did not see Bai dance nude there. But it is a good idea for a Ms Bond character huh?

Italian Barbie Doll Convention (relocated)

ok, I go, so The Convention was not in Italy.
Not even in Little Italy.
It was in Old Town, but no, it was not really in Old Town.
It was in a old part of town but it was not a photo studio.
It was a Victorian strip house. But she is not a stripper
so I did not get any photos like "that". And there was
not very much stuff in the frigitator. The owner has to buy
junk food for the relatives for the turkey day and so he has to by
red hot cheetos and corn chips and soda pops because that
is what the red hot chilli pepper relatives eat.
But I had my own soda pop so I survive.
And the floor reflect red because it is a hard wood floor of the red kind.
It was not mohogany, I do not think, but the model make
up for that because she was.

Ah! Ha!! I said something that was not "not" !!!
Knot! Knot!
Who's there?
Mahogany.
Mahogany who?
Wooden U like to know!!!

Boo! Hissss! Bad joke!!!

So she pose and I have pic. She cute too, huh?
And I got free dinner, but she missplace one outfit I bring.
So it is even. It was a small din din at denny's but the
outfit was not very big either so it is even.

There was a small din din at denny's one off-the-street
person that order 10 cups water and then leave right away
but that person was slow. Next person have muchies and move really
fast and talk faster. And can't stand still, like a mexican jumping bean.
We have eggs.

We have eggs. And potatoes. And toast. And bacon.
I got home 2:30AM

Chicken Dancer Slut Woman Soup from Wuxi

Remember the other day a couple weeks ago? When we had that one cold day? I got this movie in the mail and so I stay at home and watch the movie. That is the atlantis ocean in the background there.



Ok, see, this guy writes this blog...

Well, I was searching for the lyrics of the popular "Chicken Dancer" song which has words, according to Bai Ling, that go "you trash me you call me slut" And I do not find much of anything except something about trailer trash for a shanghai move starring HER and so I type in to the google: Wuxi Wonder Woman

and I get this blog and I post most of it here because it has humour. It is called "Andis Kaulins in China" and he says, among other things:
.......................
April 25
Wuxi and Soup.

I have a joke to tell you:

This old couple's sex life hadn't been much lately, so the wife decided to liven up.

One evening, she put on a wonder woman costume and walked into the bedroom where her husband was.

"Time for Super Sex!" she exclaimed.

The old guy looked at his wife, thought for a instance, and then said "I will take the Soup!"

Now, if this guy was in Wuxi, he probably would have taken the sex.
.
.
.
This afternoon, I had a woman tell me about differences between Wuxi and Guangdong province. Soup is more important to people in Guangdong than in Wuxi.

Coming from Canada, I can attest to this. The soups of Wuxi are often nothing more than tepid water with a vegetable dipped in for no more than ten minutes. I have never seen my wife spend all day making a soup. Maybe, once it took her thirty minutes to make a fish soup.

So, don't go to Wuxi for Soup. I was pleased to hear that not all of China has such bad soup as Wuxi.
.......................

Ok, now this is me again. Mostly, I don't get the joke. You see, I think this is a good recipe for Ms Ling. Take some tepid water, but don't pee in it, that is not the best way to make water tepid.
And Dip Bai in it. Marinate with in Tequila before adding to tepid water. Stir regularily for 10 minutes. And she will be good enough to eat!!! You can garnish with baby oil if you like and also add a sprig of mint to the soup too so there is a bit of green there.

note: This is ok for both chop sticks and spoon.

Now I wonder, if you can garnish a soup with the Bai flavor, why would you want the soup from the rest of china? Is this Ling Flavor Soup plenty not good enough???

Sooner or later, someone will answer something in my blog but for now, this will have to do.

btw, I am still "on" for little italy trip. I have to look for job first but I will go later after that today.

Wish me luck!!!

B.Ling Does Lora Croft in Next Bond Movie

I show you how secret agent is supposed to look. This one is Agent A and she is a secret. Ha ha. Someone told me to paint the town red, but I only had liquid latex paint so I paint her butt red with red shorts. Then we rode around town in one of those Roamin' carts they have here with the guy in the front to turn the pedals. We went to a show that way. Nobody saw me so her disguise was good. They all look at her.

You can see also that she is the really good or the really bad secret agent. See how she interogates the guy??? He should have been sitting on the curve with me since I did not paint the part where the bikini was. Just the pants part.

lets see.. do I need color text? oops let me go to the h t m l thing and grab my colors. that's cool, I just graba short bunch of paranthesissssiss with a's and b's and br's in it and then I have color!!

as usually, click on the pics and they get bigger

Saunas will get you in HAWT water!!

I just got back from getting my ticket from China Air.
I fly there on the return trip from the Atlantis AirWaves Flight
But now they call it China Air since they fill it up with China Stewardesses.

So I talk to one and I tell her cockanamie story about B.Ling and sauna and really HAWT women and tell
her she must do like that and play in the water. And she does, and she has a name and she tell me she can
have her picture here inspite of me taking the picture and how I do not have to have
The Good Photographer take it for me, the snap shot is good enough.

Way more than good enough. I can not tell if she have the filthy thought,
I think it is more than likely she just look like that all the time,
she come from the moon too,
from one of the peninsula of the Sea of Tranquility.

She like the water but I can not get her to wear the swimsuit long enough to
get the snap so I have to turn the picture and cut the parts off the paper
that you want to see.

She has NAME too, I must mention,
she is Ms AsianDelight
and she is at modelmayhem dot com as number 837120
and I notice if you hurry, you can see the rest of the pic with out the
log in part. At this link... Or you can just click on this pic here if you can wait for the movie. And it will get bigger.


Ms AsianDelight at ModelMayhem

Nipples in Sauna




I just notice something about this photo and about the one on her page. This brown color must be hard for the camera to make in to the j-peg.

I use BibblePro and 16-bits Adobe DNG from camera and she post j-peg from camera There is a big difference between the two pictures. I know thier processing and they just upload to myspace and then right-click save and then the picture is The Right Size.

And then they erase the myspace one.
But I check and it is the same as the j-peg that I have. Yes I use the curves tool a little bit, and yes I use the Noise Ninja a little bit and I use the Portrait Professional a little bit. And then I use the Photo Impact a little bit just to rotate the pic and crop the square and then rotate the pic and crop the square again and save and then to resize and save again and yes I use the Futurix viewer to save it so it is not so big of the mega bytes, yes and all that etc. But the tonal quality is not in the j-peg. And in mine the DNG from the camera, it is there. All 16 bits of it, per color, or so it seems. So this is a case where the raw format seems to do a bit better than the j-peg format.

On the other hand, you can see The Nipples on the other page but not over here.

Wet Nipples, in ice cold sauna water.

She will show me her boobs...

No sooner is the election over and they go back to building like crazy. You saw where I park my car last night.

I wake up this morning and it is all changed, the car is still on the road but they have built everything all up.
Even the area down the street. I thought that guy was going to grow more grapes. But no! All he build is houses!!

Overnight.

Must have done it while I was sleeping last night. I think that cat Qiji would have a field day here, chasing mice and stuff, huh? They hide in all those bushes with the rabbits.

Anyways... there was discussion on another blog about the purple and the white and so I look and I see they just take the purple out with a magenta filter when they take the picture. They use one of those Rosco gels with the digital camera. But it makes the suntan go away too. So I use the inverse filter to reverse it all and make it so it the same as before, but I take the picture just a instance later so the people in the back change too. And so you can see the purple is the same as my car, it is actually blue.

And you look real close you will see that she wink at me. How can telll? Look at the catch light in the eye... it is in the shape of a heart, that's why!! Bai did that All By Her Self!! She winked at me and changed the light!!!

But she will look. She is a woman. And she will say: "Michael You know ZILCH about putting on makeup." And she will say: "My boobs don't look like THAT!!" She will be furious. She will give me lessons with how to put on the makeup.

And she will show me her boobs.




p.s. she fudged her film festival photo today same way I did this one here!!!
It is the bottom one. Bai Ling is excited-going-to-her-movie-premiere-at link

I have pictures of my home

Hi!
I stayed home on election day. I changed the screen on my kitchen window so I washed the window and then take picture out of it.

Then I put the window back in and also the screen.

First I look at the neighbor's hill. They have a big hill. With nothing on it. Then I look down to where I always park the car.

The motorbike is in the driveway to the right and that is where I take the third picture. when the sun starts to catch that LA smog from up north.

They used to have grapes on that hill but they burned down so they are broke right now until they grow some more.

The guy has a big wine cellar and he is drunk all the time, so I don't think he notice that he has no more grapes.

Guess what are GHOSEs and why I want to know!!

Last night I have china friend who say
"you have to share your GHOSEs and
crazy night with me as well,
let's meet later or tomorrow..... "


So I had to ask friend, and friend of friend of friend who does not maybe know her.
Who are these GHose's of which she speak?

So I google to give you the factoids.
Garter Ho's
She is a Garter Ho.
I go to yahoo answers to get my infomation
but they call it GarterHose.
And yes, they have spam add.
like so

This is most amazing, she read my mind
and know where I will look.
You see, she has yellow motorbike same that
and in the add it has race day emblem
This woman is fast. Fast and furious.
If I do not run out and get her some of
these ghoses of which she speak.
Today could be a great day later...

At stockings only dot com they have color choice.
Same here:

Let's see, the yahoo answers was to the
question
"How do you connect garter belts to the hose?"
but I have not learned how
to put the link here.
I will practice later with the hose.
It is fun to help her put them on
before we eat out
And it is good also later when
we get back from dinner or lunch

I have Chinese Tea Egg just now

The other border make egg. He is the one that question the Tibet story and said our safe friend from today looks Mandarin. He speak like that. He also look at me funny when I say I talk to her. "How can that be?" He say. "Her features are Mandarin and so Tibet can not be. You better be careful.." He say that too.

I hear about egg for the last day and a half because they are on the stove in black water and landlady do not know what they are.

So they are cooked in English Tea and in green tea. But darker green tea than what I have. He want me to try one. I am not sure I should eat something if it smell funny, especially if it is that old. But it is not old, quite young really. And yes, the light brown skin looks good. So I peel the covering from the egg. Slowly. And I look at "it" carefully. The egg. But first I take picture.

It is not so good cold when I nibble on it.
He says "Make it warm!".
And so I do.
And it is much better.
SO I have the whole thing.

Egg must be a woman.
A Chinese woman.
Smells good warm.
Tastes good warm.
I did not have toast.
But then I have a cup of green tea.

and look at photo.

BAI LING - Foto Available (in Europe)

Ok, so I can not be famous for one more day. I look at the calender and they need 40 extras today A karoake bar from a long time ago and a karoke bar for today.

They wanted something else also, but I was not qualified as I am broke, they wanted jewelry store customer but I do not know how to look at jewelry.

Last time I had anything to do with jewelery I made it myself, earings and necklace with pendent in sterling with some kind of rock, may have been garnet or sapphire, I forget.

anyway...

I had to remove what I had here before because I receive advice from a messenger from the moon that said I should not be so naughty.

So I do something else. Remember Bai Ling say she is always so popular on the Entertainment Tonight or the E! Entertainment or what ever it is called in Germany? I find out why. I get junk mail from amazon dot de and so i browse and I find photo poster for sale of Bai Ling. It is featuring her nipples with dress, but the dress only cover up one. I post only a real small photo for USA audience but you can buy the real big version if you go there and shop. The bigger image, in HDTV size is OK for prime time audience over there on their Deutsche Welle International Broadcasting Station. This is why they feature her over there so much. Actually, they had people from way up north in China somewhere go invade europe many centuries ago and so the locals fancied a maiden or two or maybe the invaders fancied a blonde or two and so in the gene pool there, they have people with Bai's eyes and blonde hair. So she looks especially cute to them. Besides, she has those bangs and all.

Ok, so they sell "BAI LING - Foto" for price only "Preis: EUR 14,90" and it is about 16 inches by 20 inches big. They have a "Größeres Bild " on the website too but you will have to go to amazon dot de to see it.

They also have for sale a movie where she go on a International Road Trip to Paris and Las Vegas with some guy. Well, I guess that would be international for Germany, huh? It is called "Paris - The Business of Pleasure" and it is cheap and you get "Kostenlose Lieferung ab EUR 20 Bestellwert" and since it is so cheap if you buy the poster then you just make the 20 of thier units of measure so the shipping is free. It probably says inhalb deutschland somewhere but I did not see it. so I probably spelled it wrong.

I did not order the video since I can always get a autograph copy over here and so I push the "Fenster schließen" button instead.



I wonder what happens if I put that button here? hmnnn...

Dinner is served on the Moon

she said:

Michael is travelling tonight on a plane
I can see the red tail lights heading for Italy
For Italy ryhmes with Spain tonight for Michael
Oh and I can see Michael waving goodbye
God it looks like Michael, must be the clouds in my eyes

she really did too... and so I used
purple boot colored font.

That was written by a English Noble Man
He fell in to The Jon's River.
Which is a Tributary of The James River
which was named for my brother up in LA

So they Knighted him, the song master
Sir Elton In-The-Jon
They shortened it later.

I had dinner with a friend
we both ordered the same thing but
I had to take the picture
they are different, the two plates.
I got all the tomatoes before his spoon was dirty.

Actually, it was salsa with tomatoes and cilantro and such.
Salsa goes well on Italian food.

down here near mexico

OK, so I am sleeping about a hour ago and the phone rings so I get the bluetooth and lay back down and talk. And it is my friend in the bar telling me how she met the guy in the band and he has a myspace and all. It is noisy there but she can hear the bluetooth she has ok. Better than some of the people in the bar and so he is telling her his schedule and stuff. So I add him and I tell him in the little note that he is talking to her about his schedule and that he is at Mr P's in Coronado and that he is talking to my friend as I am typing this.

OK, so much for wierdness.

I have the picture of when I did my video of me talking the picture of the camera that is taking the video and how it is on the screen. Some of the notes say the wrong thing so I use the redeye removal tool and erase the handwriting and I put different handwriting on the nots here and there. I can't read the one to Bai Ling too goods, the one above the little webcam that is pointing at me and I am pointing at it (with my camera). And in the back is the computer. I could have been thinking of her when I paint it but I did not because we had not met yet. It may have been on the same plane she was on during her last commuter flight from the moon because I got it there cheap one ebay. It is not often you see a computer with those colors. Candy Apple Red and Key Lime Pie Green and SunShine yellow. Some guy that nose better says you should ALWAYS have three colors when you paint a computer because it makes the colors seem to change shape as you move your head. You can't see it with the webcam because I did not move the cam, just my head.



So anyway, she can't hear the guy in the bar too good so I go to his myspace page and I read her the stuff that he is saying because I can hear both of them and so I tell her what he is telling her. I wonder if he is amazed she can hear him above all that noise because she understands him perfectly. Except for the parts that are not on his myspace page.

If I could have a girlfriend with big boobs

Terin Taylor would be one of The Top Contenders.
If you click on it, they get bigger, to 724 by 1080 pixies.
And she is out-of-focus, but not all the way.
Just lean forward and look down. See?

Go ahead! Click on them!! They really do get bigger!!

Anyway, a couple things of note.

One: I have taken hundreds of pictures of her
And I still do not know what color her eyes are.

Two:
She is promoting a good cause.
FindingVu.com charity. Let me get the link, brb.

ok, here is the link
http://www.findingvu.com/f_events.html

She has another raffle. She says she hopes I win
but I think she just wants me to buy a ticket.
I will think about it. Just imagine her
wearing less than in the picture.

Here is her blurb, there are probably links
on there for more pretty pictures of her.
I bought a ticket last time but someone else won.

I am going to act like I know what I am doing

I went to Stu's diner and parked my bike. and then I went to the left a short distance and filled out a application to be a movie star. Stu has a movie company. Film's stuff.. that sort of thing. With plot and scenery and background etc. I will be background. Here is his diner.


You people in LA take note.

The sign is white.
The building is silver.
The tree is green.
And the sky? Look close at the sky!!!
You know what color that is?
It is blue!!!

Is your sky like that, the color blue?

Actually, there is a reason for it.
The view is to the east.
And the town over there has a ordanance.
And it says that you can not smoke in public
anywhere that members of the public are
likely to be encountered.

And so the sky is always clear blue like that!!!

Click on the picture, it gets bigger, all the way
to 1920 by 1080 pixies.

And say Hi to the waitress for me
Us starving actors can not afford to eat there.

Actually, I was not starving, when I first showed
up the line was too long so I went to a burger place
and had a triple-cheese-mayo-lettuce-tomato-only

And a glass of water. Can you guess the place?
Actually, it is the other one, the one across the
highway, cuz I went there to get gas too.

When I came back the line was shorter and
so I mingled and talked and filled out

The Application

toodle do for today

Alien from Mars Captures Facelss Man

Yup, you heard it here first. National Inquirerere will not have the story by the time this goes to press. I have picture. Actually, the martian is from the moon and that is the one on the right with the moontan all alabaster. They use lots of Oil of L.A. to get the skin so smooth, Did you kow that?

If you look close, the other person has no face, that is a flat spot in the front. You have two Allen Screws with special wrench so you can save face when you go out in public. You leave it at home and just bolt it on later.

I had to convert the pic to 64 bits and yank the color hard to make the she-woman white. I thinkshe may have started out as chinese before I did that, but I took poetic liberity.

Let me see if I can put the pic here. hhmmm

They ALWAYS say that

Ok, so I got laid off so I look for work. Some people don't take this seriously. Like me for example. I have to tell everybody about it.
So there are these people in Africa that always seem to find me and want to have me buy them 300 dolar phones etc but since it is too hard to ship can I send money instead. so I buy a $5 phone once and tell her it is cheap to ship. I never hear from her again after that. They all seem to be that way.

Anyway, I see one of them is on and as I have talked to her before, I talk some more.

Here goes:

wheeler92196 Michael: hello Miss Africa
wheeler92196 Michael: I am going to be a famous movie star
leslie smith: ok
wheeler92196 Michael: I am unemployed and so I got to do something and famous movie stars are always unemployed first
wheeler92196 Michael: some of them wait on tables but that is not in my skill set
leslie smith: ok
wheeler92196 Michael: they have a casting company that is shooting in san diego and they need people sometimes to stand and do nothing
wheeler92196 Michael: I have much practice at sit-and-do-nothing but I think I can learn how to stand and do nothing
wheeler92196 Michael: they are filming The Ex Files, a new series, for tv right now here in town
wheeler92196 Michael: it is about some gal that has to chase after her Ex's
wheeler92196 Michael: today they did a different movie and you had to have a surf board and or a skate board and you had to ride the roller coaster down by the board walk all day as the background
wheeler92196 Michael: but I don't have surfer board or skateboard and I have not had my big interview yet
wheeler92196 Michael: ok, huh?
leslie smith: can u do me a favour?
wheeler92196 Michael: sure
leslie smith: give me money
wheeler92196 Michael: how much?
leslie smith: 410
wheeler92196 Michael: you come from here, I think you have money, or anyway maybe a little bit of money, huh?
wheeler92196 Michael: $4.10 ??
wheeler92196 Michael: That's not much money
leslie smith: 410 $
wheeler92196 Michael: oh, you put the $ sign on the other end
wheeler92196 Michael: what is the $10 part for?
leslie smith: yeah
leslie smith: i mean $410
wheeler92196 Michael: that's a lot of money
wheeler92196 Michael: it takes me 2 whole days to earn that much money
wheeler92196 Michael: except I do not have a job right now
leslie smith: waow
wheeler92196 Michael: I have been unemployed for, um, well, one whole day so far
leslie smith: oh i c
leslie smith: i am so sorry ok
leslie smith: what work do u do now
wheeler92196 Michael: I look for work
wheeler92196 Michael: anything technical
leslie smith: ok
leslie smith: i need it for my exam ok
leslie smith: o k ok
leslie smith: how much can you afford
wheeler92196 Michael: exam?
leslie smith: yeah registration
wheeler92196 Michael: I did not know there was anything in Africa that was that so expensive
leslie smith: eyah a ltitle bit
leslie smith: Its for a Master"S EXAM
wheeler92196 Michael: for a diploma
leslie smith: Degree Yeash
wheeler92196 Michael: Are you studying English?
leslie smith: Yes i studied art and entertinament...also did linguistics
wheeler92196 Michael: maybe when I work
leslie smith: ok

sigh, she has not learned enough English to know what broke means.

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

This is from the Wikipedia listing about a 1974 song
that was real popular in europe back in the disco-daze

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi (ce soir)? is a Creole
version of a French phrase that has become well-known
in the English-speaking world through popular songs.
It means "Do you want to sleep with me (tonight)?" and
is perhaps best known from the song "Lady Marmalade,"

I was reading Bai-Ling-Blog today and she spoke french
and I noted that I did not have enough experience with
things french, like numbers and such. The next line of
the song in the sample clip is the french expression above
but as it is just a sample, they did not include that part.

Don't know who the guy is.

The fish bit worked

Yes, It stunk so bad, I am not to bring fish anywhere near the house so long as I rent here. Ever. I am to stick with pork and beef and chicken. I can barbeque them all I want. The landlady even forgot about the salmon. So it was a most successful barbeque.

I got me a point-and-shoot camera and so the pics up on the profile I did on Sunday.

The Sundae on Sunday was superb. I had Mango Sherbit with Chocolate, for the two scoops with crunched up almonds for the nuts and with hot chocolate sauce.

My friend had the plain vanilla but soince he was stuck in the van with the wheel chair because of parking issues, he turned it around later and we went to ther estaurant and that is where you see me for my portrait picture. Well, he gets the plain vanilla with one scoop plus also crsuhed almonds and also whipped cream topping with cherry, yeah, mine had a cherry maraschino too, and he had the other kind of chocolate syrup but I forget what it was.

This all happened in Ocean Beach California. On Newport Avenue. Or BLVD or St or Rd or whatever.

I barbequed a fish

Yup sure did. I have not done that before. Barbeque a fish. Actually, it is the first fish I eat this year. I think. Maybe. I am not sure if the last fish I eat was last year or early this year.

Actually, I had a little bit of broiled salmon at a party on July 4. It went fast so I only got a couple bites. It was pretty good. It was on sale cheap. About $2 a pound. You had to cut it up yourself. Someone else cut it up and also broiled it in the oven. That stuff is normally about $7 here. I was being encouraged to develop a liking for fish. That fish. Or halibut, which is $12 a pound. So I had to fine cheap fish fast before this train of thought got out of hand.

White sea bass is $1.99 a pound most days so that will have to do. Also called Corvina or something else too. Don't remember. Anyway, it stunk like hell so I do not think it was fresh. So I put it in a second bag and tied a knot and put it in the freezer so it did not smell. The stinky water froze. and I called and had the fish taken out of the freezer in the afternoon.

It was already clean by the time I got home and did not smell anymore either. I got some words about how I do not know how to buy fresh fish and look for some that do not have the red eyes. So today I look there again and yes, they have both kinds but this time it is not so late and the store smell nice and clean and not like last time when even by the front door it smell like smelly rotten fish.

So then I season the fish. Well, I set a spice on the counter and as if by majic, the little green fruits were cut open and dribbled on the fish because that is like lemon and makes the smell go away. I do not know what the little green fruits are, they are about 3/4" or small in diameter.

And the cajun spices help the fish and plus some olive oil, blended with canola oil went on the inside and also on the outside and one fish got salty soy sauce and mine did not. I had two fish, see? Ok, and so it finds it's way to the grill. I carried the plate to the grill and then I put one on but then I had help and so that one got moved and so the other one got there too. i checked and cuz I had put a thermometer in the grill door, it was 400 degrees F.

And I put the timer on 7 minutes and then I did the flipping cuz the fish was still stuck. They got another 6 or 7 minutes and mine could have used another minute cuz there was a bite, a small bite in the middle that did not get off the bone cuz it was still sushi. So I left it on the bone and donated the one little leftover bite to the garbage can.

All in all, it was pretty good and the cost was not much. Today I looked for other types of fish and I also bought pande sol and some kind of round flat-ish bread with butter cream frosting and raisins inside and also a half of a kabocha which is something that looks like a small Hubbard winter squash so I figured it would cook the same. Maybe tomorrow.

Today I had pan de sol rolls, three of them, with butter and peanutbutter and jam and also a coca cola.

I'm still hungry. bummer.

I ride my bike past your window last night

I feel like riding. So I sleep. See?



This is how all the famous super models lay on the bike.
They do it better than me. But I will practice.
Maybe I need a super model to be my personal trainer in this matter.
Or a super actress with cute bangs to act like the super model.
with rose colored glasses.
so she thinks I am ok.

I just got here so I will rest my case

I was trying to introduce Bai Ling to my friend in Shanghai and maybe I will, we will see how it goes and so I got a answer back from my myspace from Bai and she said to come here so I did and so I am here. Maybe they will meet each other. Bai has a nice set of blogs. I looked.